The new normal is

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Iā€™ve enough of it now lads I must admit

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Did you not enjoy breaking lockdown today?

Find one of your mates who is similarly disillusioned and meet up for a few cans in the park

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An Irishman in the White House.

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I spent 12 hours in a dying airport today.

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Ah thatā€™s tough, although at least you still have your job.

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Oh I know. Actually making more money now. Just bored. Need pubs. Need travel. Need live hurling.

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I drank a few cans tonight with about 8 other people watching YouTube videos of Oasis.

This would appear to be about the best we can hope for for the rest of our lives.

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Can you have a few scoops in the airport?

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No. Iā€™m not a TD I canā€™t drink at work

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Itā€™s your insubordination that will keep the rest of us in Level 5 for years

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I have thrown my hat at it.

We are achieving nothing hiding under the bed. I have literally no other purpose in my life these days than drink a few cans with my friends at the weekend.

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Jesus if you were going to break the rules you couldā€™ve done something worthwhile

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Youā€™re a feckin daredevil

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Whatā€™s the story with this traffic light system?

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Iā€™ve resorted to taking nightwalks up to ould burial grounds up the land and trying to communicate with the dead. They appear to be under the bed too.

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Theyā€™ve been voting for Joe. Back Monday.

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Go onā€¦

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Nothing. Supposed to be coming in tonight but Iā€™ve heard nothing. People from orange countries are supposed to be able to land with a recent test and avoid quarantine but weā€™ve heard nothing. Do we ask for tests? How do you read a Greek test?

In theory it will allow travel to the Canaries, Greece, bits of Finland and bits of Norway but there isnā€™t a notion how itā€™s to be implemented

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Thereā€™s an auld bachelor farmer in the valley below my place, gone odd from his bachelorhood, who walks his empty fields night by torchlight. He walks in random patterns.
I often wondered what the fuck he was at, the weird cunt, now thanks to @KinvarasPassion I have some insight. Tis as obvious as hell now, Thereā€™s an auld fairy fort below in the valley, heā€™s away every night talking to the fairies.

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Liam just did a gig on a boat