The Nominative Determinism Thread

Mark De Man
Belgian defensive midfielder.

Rich Ricci
Filthy rich ex Barclay banker and racehorse owner

Abi Titmuss
Well stocked chick from the telly

Mad Moose
Crazy racehorse

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Cunting Schweinsteiger
A well known Porto cunt

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Dick Spring
A bouncy cock

Joe Player, a well known player on the Limerick scene

In August 2016, local hillwalker Michael Chambers discovered a cave-like chamber

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Any of these finds wherever in the world where they pop up from time to time always seem to date back to 5000 years ago, always neolithic and never mesolithic. Stange that. Just seems mesolithic doesn’t conform into established narratives. Everything seems to be just 5000 years old.

There was a burial site discovered near Castleconnell that was 7000 years old. Would that be Mesolithic?

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Neolithic began roughly 10k years ago.

Archaeology is a very mirky field.

Paddy Jackson.

Irish person believed by many to have engaged in predatorial* sexual conduct.

*new word for predatory

Neville Neville.

Fathered 2 extreme cunts.

Don Trump

A mafia figure presiding over a House of Cards-style scandal.

Don T-rump

A mafia figure who sold shit steaks.

I always thought Dee Forbes that Rte one was aptly named

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Was it about 5000 years ago holy God made the world mate, would they tell you that at mass?

The Catholic Church doesn’t believe in creationism mate

Ya very underground

You embarrass yourself every time you try to be a wise ass with me. You are rather the fool for trying so hard.

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mmmmm that’s right yeah.

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Ross County’s 3 First Team Goalkeepers are named Ross