The Official Nuts thread

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Id ate a fair few nuts every day. A great snack. They are also good for you so expect some input from the fitness weirdos on this. In fairness most self respecting men would carry a pouch of nuts around with them and mine stash would be kept in the car.

Try to keep this strictly about proper nuts and not be talking shit about salted peanuts and the like which are the fucking vermin of the nut world and the same goes for anything coated on sugar. Fuck off with that.

If i had to chose one nut it would probably be the hazel, probably emotional decision based on a childhood of breaking them open down the fields every year but they are a glory when they are ā€˜readyā€™. Sometimes leave them in hot press to ripen them up and dry them out.

High end nuts (a bit of luxury)

  • Brazil
    -Wallnut
  • Hazel

Middle range nuts (grand but you wouldnt go out of your way for them)

  • Almond
  • Pecan
    -Pistachio

Low end nuts (these nuts are for utter fucking cunts and of course poor people)

  • Pea nut
  • monkey nut
  • cashew

Chat away about nuts in here

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Great thread mate.

A fistful of Brazil nuts every morning keeps the selenium levels topped upā€¦ topped up good and proper.

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Brazil nuts are the business. Only a few though, you get sick of them after that.

Walnuts are the job in salads etc.

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Can we talk about nut butters in here at all?

Raw, iā€™d have to go with walnuts. If we can include roasted Iā€™d go with almonds.

Lidl are stocking a great range of nuts at reasonable prices recently.

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[QUOTE=ā€œglasagusban, post: 1160253, member: 1533ā€]Can we talk about nut butters in here at all?

Raw, iā€™d have to go with walnuts. If we can include roasted Iā€™d go with almonds.

Lidl are stocking a great range of nuts at reasonable prices recently.[/QUOTE]

absolutely not.

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[QUOTE=ā€œJulio Geordio, post: 1160252, member: 332ā€]Brazil nuts are the business. Only a few though, you get sick of them after that.

Walnuts are the job in salads etc.[/QUOTE]
any more than a handful can be tough on the stomach. you do know when you have had enough though, i find

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Great thread mate.

A fistful of Brazil nuts every morning keeps the selenium levels topped upā€¦ topped up good and proper.[/QUOTE]
i would often crush a handful of brazils and mix them into my porridge

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Peanuts are legumes rather than nuts.

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[QUOTE=ā€œHBV*, post: 1160245, member: 234ā€]Id ate a fair few nuts every day. A great snack. They are also good for you so expect some input from the fitness weirdos on this. In fairness most self respecting men would carry a pouch of nuts around with them and mine stash would be kept in the car.

Try to keep this strictly about proper nuts and not be talking shit about salted peanuts and the like which are the fucking vermin of the nut world and the same goes for anything coated on sugar. Fuck off with that.

If i had to chose one nut it would probably be the hazel, probably emotional decision based on a childhood of breaking them open down the fields every year but they are a glory when they are ā€˜readyā€™. Sometimes leave them in hot press to ripen them up and dry them out.

High end nuts (a bit of luxury)

  • Brazil
    -Wallnut
  • Hazel

Middle range nuts (grand but you wouldnt go out of your way for them)

  • Almond
  • Pecan
    -Pistachio

Low end nuts (these nuts are for utter fucking cunts and of course poor people)

  • Pea nut
  • monkey nut
  • cashew

Chat away about nuts in here[/QUOTE]
Cashews are surely more upmarket than almonds. Almonds are one step up from the monkey nut.

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Nuts are a great conversation topic

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Bag of almonds in my drawer at work always. A great snack.

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The cashew is very versatile.
Hard to beat a few toasted in the pan and then added to a stir fry.

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I like to toast a few hazelnuts and have them with my cherry tomato, broccoli and feta.

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Grand handful of nuts with my coffee a while ago

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[QUOTE=ā€œglasagusban, post: 1160286, member: 1533ā€]Grand handful of nuts with my coffee a while ago

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that looks like a lovely bag of nuts but be careful with the seeds and the fruit, if you want to discuss seeds and fruit start your own thread and take it there.

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[QUOTE=ā€œglasagusban, post: 1160286, member: 1533ā€]Grand handful of nuts with my coffee a while ago

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Itā€™s like something youā€™d sweep out of a pigeon loft.

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In essence , itā€™s tree genitalia, or tree ejaculate

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you pay peanuts you get monkeys

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You donā€™t have to be nuts to post here. But it helps.

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Came across an almond tree today. Picked a handful of them and Iā€™ve just consumed them. They were lovely.

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