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You should leave now to make sure. Be careful not to turn your phone on in the church, thatā€™s very disrespectful.

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Mobile phone signals have been known to interfere with the turning of wine into the blood of Christ

How do you know a cathoilic is going to mass??

Theyā€™ll tell you.

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The old Trinity College joke

Nuns On The Run had a great scene where Robbie Coltrane explains the Trinity to Eric Idle

ā€œThe Trinity is like a shamrockā€

The day is coming when you lads who today deride christianity and catholicism will fall to your knees in sincere solemnity with a heaving heart and pray to your maker.

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That happened on the 19th of August last year

I like it Mike. It still feels unreal, after we win it this year I will start to accept it.

Fair dues

The bling and the blang

Kneel and bow your head you heathen cunts.

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Joseph fritzel project Iā€™d say you creepy middle aged man

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I was thinking of @artfoley there and started crying. 42 is no age.

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Iā€™m not in the better of hearing it. Iā€™ve booked a full check up in the Galway clinic for Thursday.
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My resting HR is over 80 the last 10 days since the allegations against me surfaced. Iā€™m ready to drop myself

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@artfoley would have been invaluable to you

deliver us lord from every evil and grant us peace in our day

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stop man , jesus, desperate shit
happy easter pal- hope the father is ok
is Fintan in Hackney these days?

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Happy Easter

as per last year and fans of Tottenham and Ajax are no doubt aware the Jewish Passover or Pesach falls on Good Friday
The only semblance of Judaism in our house is a Moroccan Mezuza on each door but i do think she is missing the 4 hour dinner with the entire neighbourhood in East Jerusalemā€¦
its a fascinating affair - no bread is allowed in the state for 7 days so folk eat ā€œmatzotā€ thatā€™s bread made from Rice or alternatively head accross the street to the arab neighbourhood and buy what you need but face derision from those of a traditional belief

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in your mercy keep us free from sin and protect us from all anxiety as we wait in joyful hope for the coming of our saviour , Jesus Christ

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