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They love a free dinner alright since the days of the housekeeper have gone.

He got a rare cut of venison, plenty of red wine and a lift home so he didn’t do too badly.

The young fella is in 6th class and has been talking about his upcoming Confirmation. Wrote a poem and all between us that he has to read. Proud etc etc.

Gig is on Monday, live stream. Grandmother coming up from Limerick, people dropping in cards all week for him.

Note home from school yesterday about time for the Graduation. Yeah, not confirmation. Graduation.

Uncertain he either got words graduation/confirmation mixed up or deliberate ploy to collect cash.

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I’m not sure where to start with this one….

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They’re graduating from creché nowadays. Bollocksology. Enjoy the day.

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Despite the evidence, there is an active conspiracy to silence survivors and whitewash history. South Dakota passed laws to prevent survivors from seeking damages against the church.

Eight plaintiffs sued the Sioux Falls diocese in 2010 for alleged rape and sexual abuse they had experienced in the 1970s at the hands of multiple members of the clergy and one staff member. (The photograph of one of the men still hangs on the wall of St Joseph’s in the hallway of its school museum, visible to the children and visitors who pass it.)

Just days before the survivors were set to go to court in 2010, the then Republican governor of South Dakota, Mike Rounds (now a US senator), signed a bill into law prohibiting anyone 40 years or older from recovering damages from institutions responsible for their abuse, except from individual perpetrators themselves. The act crushed the lawsuit, effectively shielding the Catholic church from any responsibility or accountability.

I believe

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Whats the going rate for the priest for a christening these days? They aren’t shy about handing you an envelope with the priests name on it. I don’t know why they can’t just tell you what to put in the fucking thing as well

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4 crispy ones

A ton

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€50 up here anyhow.

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1-2k

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Are they taking funfair now?

All this bollixing with the communions is giving lapsedish a la carte Catholics who rarely if ever go to mass but don’t want to deny the child their big day and couldn’t be bothered causing a fuss by not having them make it with their friends the perfect chance to cut the cord. Will many take it??

Of course they won’t. They’ll rock up on whatever day the Church or school agree on, suited and booted for little Gráinne or Iarlaith are ENTITLED to their big day and Mammy needs a bit of a blast to show off the tan and new frock and we’re all back “to ours” for a bite and ancillary activities.
Needless to say, many of the communicants won’t see the Church again until either Gramps dies or their Confirmation day rolls around. It’s all about the optics as you well know.

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Leave me out of it ya fenian fckrs

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I was in the graveyard the other day at a funeral of an old (aren’t we all) acquaintance. His son greeted me warmly with the salutation “Great to see you Boxty you coffin-dodging oul’ fucker”. I burst out laughing and we shared a few anecdotes involving the deceased. A grand hour altogether.
The undertaker was also in good form, he greeted me with an observation regarding the necessity for a shotgun to get a twist out of me. I’m warming to this funeral lark again after a spell of abiding by Government advices. Funerals are great.

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Aye, as long as you’re not the boy in the box.

But, we’ll all go someday!

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Who wants to live to a hundred? The man who’s 99

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