The official smokers thread

Hung like a camel

Is that a sweet potato?

Hairy arse on the fucker (if that is what I’m looking at?)

The brother in law has quit…so the tradition of slipping me a few fags on Christmas day has most likely come to an end. I’ll probably buy a packet of tobacco on the 24th and discard it on the 26th. For the best.

A friend of mines missus is desperate to conceive a baby. She has made him give up the drink (he was quite fond of a few pints) and the fags. I met up with him last week and I had never seen him so miserable. Had one of these thousand yard stares like he was returning from the front. He is not the only one. A couple of other lads I know probably drank to excess but had other outlets or could disguise/excuse it. When covid hit they just imploded. We reckon there was definitely an intervention for one fella. Its good to see fellas getting out of a rut but it can be hard to find an outlet or distraction to let off some steam.

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Christ. I just wouldn’t mind a few fags from time to time. It sounds like your inner circle might be ripe to embrace Islamic fundamentalism or something.

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Good news out of Australia, banning of vapes, what a travesty they are, those fuckers made mugs of us all,

A means of quitting smoking :joy:

Legislation coming here soon apparently. Age restrictions etc.

Not enough I don’t think,
No flavours for starters,

We always say that if booze or fags were invented today they’d be laughed at if they tried to sell it to the public, but here we are now and you’ve kids smoking and gaining addictions as bad as ever

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It’s fucking disgusting. Grown men smoking strawberry flavored vapes.

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Do these tinpot dictators that pass for leaders ever legalise anything, or is it just a case of outlawing and banning?

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Absolute fucking fannies.

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Let them be fannies. No evidence they harm anyone except for the grown adult who use them. More nanny state nonsense

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They are still fucking fannies.

Originally I’d say they might have been but these fruit flavor ones are a disgrace

Some craic now seeing the usual suspects defend vaping

‘They do no harm’ :joy::joy:

Governments virtually mandated and propagandised an untested, largely ineffective and extremely dangerous gene therapy, and these docile lads took their families and dutifully stood in line with their sleeves rolled up.
Now they’re up in arms about fruit flavourings.
You literally couldn’t make it up

Unprotected sex has the potential to kill shur - lets ban that too.

Codeine is next on the hit list.

Imagine walking out the door

I have my keys, phone, and my strawberry flavoured lollipop.

Fannies.