The last time I used one was in Paris 5 years ago because I was almost in a āsoiled myself as an adultā situation. Iād say I can count on one hand the amount of times Iāve been in one, mostly to meet some unimaginative client to discuss requirements.
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On a point of principle I wouldnāt give either Starbucks or McDonalds my custom.
Iād generally look for a proper cafĆØ myself, grabbing a coffee and having a bit of craic with someone allowed to serve you with a bit of personality makes a big difference
Myself and @PhattPike went to one in Beijing. Their machine was broken and they were trying to explain same to us. Hilarity ensued
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Iād forgotten about that. I got the distinct impression that the machine had been broken for weeks, if not months.
I always pick a number in this situation. When asked āand a name?ā I give them ānumber 482ā. Cunts have to roar it out and you can see other cunts waiting then wondering wtf, how come they didnāt get a number.
spoiler alert: they are not cardboard.
Why not maccys on principle?
there will come a day when starbucks will answer for their crimes against coffee. a coffee nuremburg
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Theyāre a shower of cunts fuelling an obesity crisis
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If they got rid of the seed oils everyone would be healthier
Can you imagine how bad the producers are being squeezed so these cunts can sell a burger for a euro
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Dont have to mate. Donāt have to.
Coffee and porridge. 
And chips and apple pies.
And mcflurrys. Oh my days I love Oreo Mcflurrys
Youāre talking to a fella who paid for a can of air.
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have you tried the galaxy caramel pie?
I have not.
Its on my bucket list