Swans migrating on foot and cattle migrating in water
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I seen that on Countryfile a few months back.Great stuff.
@TreatyStones a new low, fuck em into a field and when they get hungry enough they’ll swim across to an island
Your turn to do the tipping?
Just moving a few to a bit of grass.The place is burnt,we could do with a good days rain.Grass is getting scarce.
If you’re short of rushes and dockens let me know
The brothers could give me as many rushes as I can handle,dockens I have enough of.
Farming in a bog and complaining it’s too dry you couldn’t make it up 
There’s no bog in north mid mid west limerick
There’s a Celtic Rap album cover to be made out of that. Straight Outta Shanagolden.
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We’re in bother lads. Time for the Government to sort this out.
http://www.midlands103.com/news-centre/officially-drought-farmers-fear-fodder-crisis/
Our neighbour has a boithrin type lane up to their house with a stretch of grass on the side of the lane opposite to us. Went out the other morning and seen this big fucking beast of a bull staring at me from the patch of grass. If he decided there would be very little to stop him making a charge. He didn’t just escape and wander in there, he’s been there a couple of days now. There’s just a token bit of wire about waist height keeping him in. Doesn’t look like it’s electric although I’m not sure how I can tell. To summarise, are there such things as placid bulls cos this fucker is not well fenced in and could easily wander out on to the main road?
Yours etc
Uselss townie cunt in the sticks.
No such thing as a placid bull. They can sense fear too. The only thing i would say is they generally only attack once a year and that sates them. Just hope its one of the other neighbours I guess 
That’s no joke, if it decided to have a go there’s a fair chance it’ll destroy you. Are you sure it’s a bull?
Pretty sure. It’s fucking huge, ring on it’s nose, no udder but has other “equipment”. The only reason I’m doubting it is one is because of where it is.
That’s a Guard Bull to keep townies away.
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Feed him a few carrots,that’ll keep him quiet.Or a few sweets,bulls love hard candy.
You need to talk to the farmer, he may as well be leaving a loaded shotgun lying around. Lanes and neighbours are a curse, one wrong word and a generational feud is born.
He sounds like a right useless bollox.
Remember if a bull is chasing you to run in zig zags, play dead and make yourself as big as possible.
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