The Official TFK Farming thread pt 2

cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

She’s ating the cleaning, peak sustainability.

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She’d ate you if you got too close right there.

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What did you get?

Looks like a calf to me

Bull, big lazy cunt. Tubed him there.

You’re partial to the limousin?

Real bad minded head on this one…

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I couldn’t imagine my life without them.

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We had to revert to the sugar hack, awful hardship. The slow cunt has figured it out anyway.

Some content for my slide presentation to the yanks later today at least. Carrot sugar etc

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Honey on the teat is your friend in this situation

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Shoulders on him :heart_eyes: he’ll be fit for factory in no time

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Hard to bate a bit of colour in a field.

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Cheltenham fever perhaps

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I see you’re about to try the thumb up the hole move

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Oh my

Not much headroom there. Looks like a job for the angle grinder

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I was coming to that realisation myself but whatever move she made one of the legs freed up and then we managed to wedge the other one out with the use of a rope and a bit of leverage. She hung suspended on the gate for another 5 mins till she caught her breath and then she managed to drag herself over. She lay over for 10 mins after it but has recovered fine since.

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Storm played fuck with the bird boxes

Hup outa dat… you did well not to end up with a snapped cannon bone… unfortunately I’ve seen it happen… In paraphrasing Fr Ted, is there anything to be said for another bar on the gate?

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