My my
High jinx
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And not a bother on them I’d say
Not their first rodeo I’d say
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tick tock tick tock
tick tock
Can you still choke on it? Please.
Here’s my reply from my pal on location
“if you saw the size of the average woman up here, you’d know why he felt he needed a tractor to bring one home”
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You’re not allowed say that sort of thing nowadays mate.
I was at a wedding once where the father of the bride said the following about his rather portly daughter… “We’ll miss her in the summer time, when we are bringing in the bales… she used to sit up on the bonnet and stop the tractor from tipping backwards…” and a big laugh out of the ignorant cunt afterwards 
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A female cousin of my wife would be fairly sturdy. She was jiving with the priest (a brian darcy fr trendy type) at a family wedding. When the dance was finished the priest complimented her on being “surprisingly light on her feet”.
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A elderly bar owner (RIP) down at home was asked for a glass of Guinness by a large stranger lady in the pub one day.
‘It’s more like a keg you should be drinking’ says your man.
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One of the lads pulled a big wan in the Abbey in Donegal one Sunday night years ago and she brought him home on the transport box on her Davy Brown.
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anyone??
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A ‘Davy Brown’ is a make of tractor mate. Quite an old fashioned one.
Transport box is a rectangular type contraption which can be attached to be back of a tractor for the carrying of certain large, heavy items.
It can also be used to transport humans in extreme circumstances as appeared to be the case in @Massey 's story.
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thank you
Did she provide a bale of stroe for your mate’s comfort?