The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Cracking postā€¦ My mother bet the fuck out of me on many an occasion and it was righlty deserved. I got leathered to near death one time for calling a neighbouring lady a whoreā€¦A few years later we found out she was riding around behind her husbands back so I was bang on the money, but the mother went to town on me for that one. The auld fella rarely dished it out. He got such a hammering from his own auld fella I think he was soft with us but I got the back of his paw on a few occasions.

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What a post from me. What a post. A genuine classic. :clap:

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Well done Bando.

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Bloody hell flatty - sheā€™s some operator.

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I wouldnā€™t be putting pics of your daughter up online for degenerates like @Tim_Riggins and @Steven_Naimsith to see.

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Informative rating

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That football you lost last year is in the linen cupboard Flatty

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Well fuck me, so it is :+1:

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Iā€™m going to suggest itā€™s some class of jumbo tennis ball.

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Linen cupboard, well lah di dahā€¦

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Serious lack of sleep at the moment. This teething is a fucking nightmare. The little one got her first tooth there just before Christmas.

Iā€™m looking forward to getting back to work for the break.

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Iā€™m suspicious as to whether thatā€™s actually a linen cupboard at all. Looks more like a caravan.

Is it possible that @flattythehurdler left Galway to live on a gypo site in Didsbury?

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You cheeky fucker.

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Itā€™s quite possible alright. Heā€™s desperate to let the forum know how wealthy he is on an ongoing basis - hereā€™s my car, hereā€™s my house, hereā€™s my linen cupboard. Could it all be an elaborate hoax? He comes across as a very shady character.

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I agree. This requires further investigation as I have security concerns that weā€™ve been infiltrated.

I believe a troika is required to establish the facts. I wish to nominate renowned traveller-lover @glasagusban, renowned traveller hater @Gary_Birtles_Lovechi and yourself, as the independent voice of the silent majority, to produce a comprehensive dossier.

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Imagine that!! Flatty spoofing about his gaff.
Reminds me of a fella I know of, giving it big licks about his penthouse flat, yeah, and he really living in the basement of an inner city brothel.

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Wonder where she got that from?

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Itā€™s the second floor I believe

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Lucky bastard.