The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Cakebait.

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It’s fucking unbelievable what they can do with cakes nowadays, I saw one recently that was a perfect 3D Scooby doo, looked like a top class toy, standing up and all. don’t know how the fuck they done it.

We have a 5th birthday party tomorrow but only doing a bogstandard birthday cake.

Happy Birthday young Balbec Junior. :gift::balloon::tada::birthday::birthday:

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Something different for a wedding all the same

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@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

“Who built the world Daddy?”

How do I answer this?

God.he is omnipotent

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Ballsy guys

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Well son, their names were Danny and Michael from a Kingdom far away…

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Me son,and farmers like me

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Not quite.

Well son, there’s a thing called the Internet and on that there’s a forum, it’s called TFK, and there’s a bunch of guys on that forum, they’re called gamechangers…

What does the Creator’s inability to get a boner have to do with this?

Post reported.

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Bringing the young lad on his first trip to Croke Park on Saturday evening. He’ll probably be bored but hopefully the grá will develop

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:clap::clap::clap:

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Kids going through another round of high temperatures this week. Have changed from Calpol/Neurofen to paralink suppositories. This is a fucking gamechager. Keeps temperature down for at least 6 hours where the other two cunts would stop after 2 hrs.

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Informative rating

Nothing beats paralink. Brings the temp down in a shot. Also if using paralink every 6 hours you can use the neurofen in the middle of these doses.

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Great work. Blood 'em young. What age is he?

I had my 4 year old at the Galway v Tipp game last year. He started losing interest mid-way through the second half, just when it was hotting up. That’s when the colouring book, crayons and a smoothie came in handy. It’s all about the art of distraction. A bit like politics.

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http://img.pandawhale.com/120159-jerry-seinfeld-kramer-mind-blo-h1rA.gif

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