The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Fitzy]

@smark - live target for you here.

[mickee321]

@binkybarnes

It would scare the shite out of you the first time alright.

A ventolin inhaler can help too though it can be hard to get them to take it when their distressed. They generally just grow out of it at around 6 or 7 in most cases anyway

you can laugh at this but dont until you try,
a plate of chopped white raw onion under the bed works wonders for a cough or wheezy chest especially if triggered by teeth
one night i had a sore throat and the wife made me some sludge conainting a juiced onion, menuka honey and a lemon, i was right the next day,
try the onion under the bed, itll help i guarantee

[mickee321]

the terrible two’s and by fuck the were bad are becoming the terrible three’s i believe…
thoughts lads?

[mickee321]

@PoliticalGuru

Cousins daughter is 17. She has told him that she wants to start bringing different boys home to try out sex with different people to see how good they are all in bed for real rather than just speculate. He is manager of the minor and under 21 teams in his club. They are on the case and are her potential targets. Fathers issues?

As consolation she has assured him that she wont get pregnant and will always make sure condoms are used but will go on the pill just in case.

They are not on speaking terms since

can you throw up a picture of her , in a bikini or something

[Smark]

Can you give me her number?

[anon67715551]

Deviant rating but marks for effort…

[binkybarnes]

Thanks. I’ll give it a go the next time I’m down that road

[balbec]

A good time.

[ironmoth]

Madness. But go with it.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Juhniallio what school did you go for in the end?

[myboyblue]

That onion thing proved to be horseshit in my experience but whatever works.

[Mac]

Our lad just started walking properly in the last week. When you see things like that happening you’d wonder why you bother getting stressed out by stuff that in the greater scheme of things doesn’t really matter.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

That’s great for you, every milestone is fantastic. You’ll be back worrying about pointless shit by evening though.

[ironmoth]

@Mac

Our lad just started walking properly in the last week. When you see things like that happening you’d wonder why you bother getting stressed out by stuff that in the greater scheme of things doesn’t really matter.

Likebait rating (nice one though pal - he picked a good week)

@Ambrose_McNulty

That’s great for you, every milestone is fantastic. You’ll be back worrying about pointless shit by evening though.

Harsh reality-check rating

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Ffs

[Juhniallio]

@Mac

Our lad just started walking properly in the last week. When you see things like that happening you’d wonder why you bother getting stressed out by stuff that in the greater scheme of things doesn’t really matter.

Jesus that’s a bit late mac. He must be about 18 months… Mini mac will be the last fella picked in PE at this rate. I’d get worrying if I was you.

[Mac]

@Juhniallio

Jesus that’s a bit late mac. He must be about 18 months… Mini mac will be the last fella picked in PE at this rate. I’d get worrying if I was you.

Yeah he was late walking on his own. Walking with a walker for the last few months but not without it. He’ll be grand.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Great stuff.he will be legging around the place soon.keeping up with him is the next challenge

[myboyblue]

Soon you’d be longing for the times when he’d still be in the place where you left him.

[PoliticalGuru]

I think she told him after a few such encounters as word was beginning to reach him