The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Yes, it interchanges though at different stages, times of the day etc.

I just mean in general.

Ah no, not really. The eldest definitely prefers her mother though, and the youngest me.

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Think always a special bond with the first

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Disagree with that pal. Sure my youngest i dote over but I love them all the same

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Was walking down by the market earlier, a scumbag passed me pushing a buggy and with a 3 or 4 year old child walking ahead. The child stopped suddenly and the buggy nearly went into the back of him. The father (I’m assuming) roared at the child “Will you move on you fuckin handicap”.

It’s saddened me.

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Jesus, it’s what I imagine @HBV to be like, some kids have a very raw deal in life.
I was in funderland with my crowd today, there was a dad there with his missus and two lovely looking if slightly nervous Young fellas, fucker was completely out of his head, possibly just on weed but it seemed more, either way he was continuing to smoke joints throughout the afternoon, it wasn’t terribly busy and we kept on being in the same place at the same time, I’ve nothing against drugs at all and spent a fair share of my life involved with them but it’s sad to see people like that in front of their kids, what fuckin hope have they at all?

You need a license to drive a car, own a TV, own a dog but any cunt can have a child and treat him/her like that without reprimand.

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You should watch the Louis Theroux doc on Meth addicts and they way they expose their children to their lifestyle

Mrs Corner Back has just left for the airport. I am now in charge of a ten month old and a two year old until Tuesday morning! I am shitting it a bit.

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4 nights :fearful:, would you not take a trip to your folks?

Lucky for you the weather is good so at least you can get out and about

Damn right. I’m heading for the homeland on Saturday morning. Ah it’ll be grand. Won’t it?

Either head to visit people who have kids or invite those with kids around to your place - makes it much easier

Of course it will. A few beers starting at 5:00pm every day and you’ll be fine

It will, mate. It surely will. Do you have relatively easy access to mild sedatives?

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you’ll be fine pal. I had something similar last year on 2 occasions for 3 weeks each time. as fran says, the weather being good is a huge help, being able to get them out of the house makes things much easier.

Good luck with that.

Just don’t get them sunburnt in the sweltering heat.

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You the man, @corner_back. Get em outside and let the fresh air and sunshine knacker them, get them down early and make sure you have an hour or two for yourself before you fall into bed. It’ll keep you sane.

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You never enjoy a few beers more than you do after a day on your own with the kids.
I hope the 10 month old is a decent sleeper corner back, once you get your 6 or7 hours you’ll be grand, the playground is your friend