The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[mickee321]

@HBV

there’s a very good chance you’ll get accused somewhere along the way of giving away all your best sperm to other ladies and keeping the duds for her. and if she catches you having a wank in this period then youll be PMing @artfoley for child custody advice.

i already had to do that when i was thrown out of the gaff last August,

[HBV]

have you had innocent women come to you asking you to tighten them up?

[backinatracksuit]

That’s a good one alright. I’d say there was plenty of supposedly loose fannies below in Cobh, what was that mad club outside town, the ring rinainn if something like that, I played with a load of lads from Cobh back in the day.

[mickee321]

@caoimhaoin

When i found out ( and women tell you the most bizarre things when you are their PT) I couldn’t stop laughing at all the people i know who’s wives got some fucking operation done after kids.

My research backed it up too.

@caoimhaoin has added a a lovely extra dimension* to this thread

*in terms of posting not his girth

[mickee321]

@backinatracksuit

That’s a good one alright. I’d say there was plenty of supposedly loose fannies below in Cobh, what was that mad club outside town, the ring rinainn if something like that, I played with a load of lads from Cobh back in the day.

the rinn ronan
thats closed
yeah every time an american navy ship would come in you’d have a load of fucking half casts bawling down in the social welfare center with their mothers a year later… Jake and his massive cock would be back in San Diego or Maryland not giving a fuck
There used be some mental stuff in school, we were playing Carrigaline one time in a soccer match and a fella scored for us, their keeper shouted at him calling his ma a tramp saying she rode a black fella, this was 1996, the game was stopped and our center forward got the line for headbutting the keeper, same fella went on trial at Forest and died of a cocaine / drink overdose in 2002 in a flat in Cobh

[caoimhaoin]

Fatherly useless. Uses the kids to fight yer wan. Cunt.

[caoimhaoin]

Hige swingers scene in Cobh.

Lots of creepy shit around it too.

And a massive paedo ring down there as well. The fucking place is sick.

[Spidey]

[mickee321]

@caoimhaoin

Hige swingers scene in Cobh.

Lots of creey shit around it too.

And a massive paedo ring down there as well. The fucking place is sick.

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[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@caoimhaoin

Hige swingers scene in Cobh.

Lots of creey shit around it too.

And a massive paedo ring down there as well. The fucking place is sick.

[Spidey]

You have a very perceptive way about you. I’d say you make great eggs.

[caoimhaoin]

Come on. You don’t know about all the big shots implicated in some seriously fucked up shit? BBC style.

[mickee321]

@caoimhaoin

Come on. You don’t know about all the big shots implicated in some seriously fucked up shit? BBC style.

i genuinely dont kev, aside from the usual bullshit about priests, etc but that’s in every village, not wexford type stuff but the usual run of the mill catholic church carry on

[caoimhaoin]

I’m good, but have been known to talk too much and burn 'em.

[caoimhaoin]

Nah, lay people. Kids “passed around”. Huge prorection for some unbelievable animals from cops/judges/politicians

[Ambrose_McNulty]

we’ve gone from how much calpol to give a child to peado rings in Cobh. Christ.

[balbec]

There are some very unhappy people out there Kev.

[balbec]

Well it is Cork in fairness.

[HBV]

not directly, there was a very brief stop at ‘its a myth that your wifes fanny is loose’

[myboyblue]

@caoimhaoin

know about all the big shots implicated in some seriously fucked up shit? BBC style.

Big Black Cock style?