The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

I’m nobody’s pet.

What utter cunt of a deviant came up this idea…

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I got fuck all sleep last night. Said I’d do the night feed but he never settled at all afterwards. I have to go training now in 15 minutes, a puff of wind would knock me over.

Its hard to keep it all done. There are days youd be better off skipping training and actually resting yourself.

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I know, but Championship in a few days though, can’t really miss it.

Well yeah. Get a few hours kip later sure.

Ah ya, god help the cunt who vexes me this morning now

That looks like a pain in the hole, thank fuck we always got by with the Tommee tippee. We had some sippy cups that came in a load of pieces but I gave them the bums rush, tommee tippee all the way, handy out.

No it isn’t. It’s a different generation now though.

He hoped I’d die in my sleep last week. Once he strays off lawnmower advice he’s an utter simpleton.

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My daughter could dress herself aged two. The boys wouldn’t have a clue.

Certainly a softer touch than mothers anyway in my experience, obviously softer than dads of my fathers generation as well, good or bad thing???

Previous generation did fuck all so it has to be better. People need to get down off their crosses though and just get on with it.

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I would say 75% good. It would be good if some old school values were kept but the traditional fathering traditions were more negative than positive in this part of the world.

Don’t train pal. Benefits <Risks

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Too late. I trained. Did grand. Misplaced a few passes but was still going strong at the finish. I’m great.

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Just as well it’s only football.

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We’ve taken ownership of this little fella as of today, I’m not a cat man but the little ones are clean crazy about him and I’m already a little soft on him,
Introducing Rio

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Very cute.

I assume that post was cut short or you hit reply too early.