The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

@caoimhaoin is the man to talk to. I still havent figured out how to stop the teabag from getting caught in the neck of bottle.

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take him for a dip in high rock in Malahide, that will tire him out

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Use Goats Milk with it FFS sake

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Can’t really take advice from a man whose geographical knowledge is that poor.

Of course it is. Just at the time it was too much of something not written in those yuppie pre-natal classes or books oit there.

Pretty common use now i believe.

We used get a report card with not only how many shites they’d had, but also the consistency
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Try to cut out the daytime nap, it’s a bollox but it’s better than getting up for a few hours in the middle of the night

You pay for that kind of thoroughness.

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You’d get s for solid, m for mushy, and something else, can’t remember what.

S M and FFS were the three abbreviations Id say

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:grinning: indeed.

I’d say you’d get a much better class of shit in didsbury than in Oireland.

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Right lads. Hitting the hay. I’ll keep ye posted on the nocturnal high jinks from Juhy junior.

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Use the nightwatchman thread.

Ya, don’t be disturbing us in the middle of the night. Us ballsy successful guys with kids who sleep.

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Poor old flatty gets crabby easily

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I will if I’m disturbed in the middle of the night by Juhy posting about his childer waking up.

Stay away from WhatsApp if so

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… On the stairs ?

No, In a cot covered with chicken wire.

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