The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Gilbertine · August 31, 2016, 9:31pm

Keep your steamer notions away please. Faggot.

Ambrose_McNulty · August 31, 2016, 9:32pm

Careful now, I’ll have my legal team find out where you live and give you an awful going over with a wavin pipe.

caoimhaoin · August 31, 2016, 9:33pm

Or we could find a brazilian prisoner for him.

anon61956325 · August 31, 2016, 9:33pm

Give over, you’ll only turn that steamer on.

Gilbertine · August 31, 2016, 9:33pm

I’m fucking serious you bender.

carryharry · August 31, 2016, 9:34pm

Agree rating.

Gilbertine · August 31, 2016, 9:36pm

As soon as the word steamer is mentioned they all come frolicing along. Dirty bastards.

Gilbertine · August 31, 2016, 9:42pm

Har you’re the biggest fairy on this forum so I don’t know what you’re liking my post for. Have you made it official yet? Did you announce your gayness to the forum?

carryharry · August 31, 2016, 9:46pm

Ambrose_McNulty · August 31, 2016, 9:46pm

I was thinking about giving you a good welting with a wavin pipe there, and was trying to decide what pipe to go with. As I mulled over this I realised that the law of diminishing returns also applies to wavin pipe (for slapping a mad cow or you). The ideal dimensions would be 3/4 inch pipe and around 3 foot long. This gives maximum whip and acceleration and ‘sting’ factor. Any longer than the 3 ft and you sacrifice impact area and introduce lag. There’s science to everything, Gilbertine. Think about that now.

ciarancareyshurlingarmy · August 31, 2016, 9:47pm

Why did you not go back this year?

BTW apologies for not getting a better steer for you on the job opportunity this year. What could have been!!!

Gilbertine · August 31, 2016, 9:47pm

Be quiet you steamer.

HBV · August 31, 2016, 9:48pm

not undermining you at all but definitely bullshitting you.
Did they give you the road this year?

caoimhaoin · August 31, 2016, 9:50pm

Told from the get-go its only a year. He changes entire backroom every year bar 1/2. Plus i couldn’t afford it anyway, its cost you money in my game

caoimhaoin · August 31, 2016, 9:51pm

Yes. Well i would have no choice essentially. But i would not have stayed.

You can only have so many strong personalities in one group.

mickee321 · August 31, 2016, 9:57pm

best of luck to @backinatracksuit and family
a wonderful allright sort of a poster

Fran · August 31, 2016, 11:08pm

Can’t believe I spent 2 insuccessful hours trying to sort out Netflix on my TV while the Internet was doing what it does best

caoimhaoin · August 31, 2016, 11:32pm

Always next year

Massey · September 1, 2016, 12:24am

This thread reminds me of the old TFK, more please

anon96870661 · September 1, 2016, 12:28am

I couldn’t give a flying fuck about him. The youngster has no interest in leaving his da and once I get guardianship I’ll block any attempt made to leave. And if it gets to that stage I’ll take pleasure in it. But I can’t see it happening.