The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Fennel tea

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A good rodgering I was once told by an obstetric lady Consultant.
Iā€™d imagine you are supposed to.let your wife catch you giving a hooker a good seeing to, and if that doesnā€™t send her into labour, nothing will.

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Get her to take the curtains down and wash them.

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4436

Play her a few tunes from the Angry Metal thread mate. And the best of luck with it all.

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Congrats to Mr & Mrs @anon98850436

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Will he get out to see the football?

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4439

My advice worked.

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My young fella started there last week. It was unreal. He settled in very well. Not a bother on him. Just like his father

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:joy:

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I wish!

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On the way in now @Mac ā€¦ Iā€™ll pop in to see Dean Bernard Diarmuid Phily Cluxton Goode after the game before going out to Malahideā€¦ill see you later @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy !

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:joy: @myboyblue sudden switch to family man was more surprising but less entertaining.

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there was a very serious allegation made about that freak on another website, that alternative to baords, something to do with all the missing women in Ireland in the mid 1990ā€™s

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Congrats buddy!

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Congratulations. Glad all is well.

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Schools over there must be much better than here.

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That doesnā€™t surprise me at all.

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:smile:

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:sweat_smile:

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Congrats @anon98850436, nearly the perfect night for a head wetting.

@thedancingbaby robbing his easy likes here.

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