The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

congrats lads,:+1:

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Congrats @carryharry

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Splendid news pal, well worked for the 2 weeks paternity leave also.

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@carryharry if it’s a boy will you call him Howard?

more details please Carryharry?

boy/girl?

Who am I named after daddy?

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I think the gun reference would suggest @carryharry has a daughter (and congrats pal)

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Congrats Harold. A great moment. Enjoy these few days.

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Is there a bandwagon about that @carryharry the cunt won’t jump aboard?
He was sick of looking at all the bonding and friendships being nurtured in this thread and felt left out.
So off he went and became a sperm donor.
Unfortunately Harr that doesn’t count as being a father. So your application is REJECTED.
Off with you now out of this thread.

FOAD you miserable prick

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@carryharry will be the greatest father of all time

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I’m not joking when I say this. I want you to die. I want you to choke on your own vomit. How’s does that sound to you?

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@mickee321 arbour hill is the cushiest of the prisons but you’d be stuck with nonces and weirdos

And that’s just the lawyers

That’s fantastic news harry. All well I hope.
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

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Good to see the injector is working Har. Congratulations to all.

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It sounds like you’re spending too much time thinking about strangers on the Internet.

You could be anything.

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Sounds like your pretend holiday isn’t much fun given how much time you’re spending on here. Did you run out of Google Images already?

No way those miserable pictures were taken from the Internet, unless it was a Ross Kemp holiday.

Dya remember the time he went to Epsom on the bus, that was fucking epic. :sweat_smile:

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Thanks for all the well wishes & kind donations via PM.

I would strongly urge all posters to refrain from negativity in this thread for the 24hr period of this joyous part of my life.

Regards
CH

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I want to donate £100 pounds to you

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