The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[backinatracksuit]

@backinatracksuit

Pussywhipped is a term widely used in the south of the country for some lads who could never pull women but find themselves approaching middle age and get lucky with a biological clock ticker. They then drop anything which may have added a bit of excitement to their life and find themselves out to dinner with other couples from work etc.
A pussywhipped man will often drive 100 miles and sit alone at a match while picturing local radio z listers going about their business because they’re jealous of his freedom and career.

I’ve had to go back and read the post that has outraged TFK.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

As if he wouldn’t know. I’m only waiting on the inevitable where he challenges me to a fisticuffs outside Langtons on Easter Sunday, aye and I’d meet him too, and puck the face off of the little pint sized keyboard warrior.

[iron_mike]

Nah he’s too yella for that. He’d send one of the pretend ra lads.

[ironmoth]

@ChocolateMice

I’ll be in Athenry tomorrow - We’ll see if that cunt @ironmoth will back up his internet talk then

Will Princess be with you? The prospect of taking her out for a coffee afterwards is nearly enough to warrant driving to that shit hole.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Careful here moth, could be entrapment. He’ll call up, get his jaw broken and sue you for 20k. That’s the wedding paid for. Don’t be a chump.

[anon61956325]

The wedding is paid for, mate, and the honeymoon.

[ironmoth]

What about a deposit for a mortgage? Am I being sold a pup here?

[anon61956325]

All taken care of…I’ll meet you outside the train station at 1 with that cunt @KinvarasPassion

[Brimmer_Bradley]

@KinvarasPassion has a juvenile camogie game @ 1:00pm as well you know it. He’s a great Dad and will be busy on the sideline encouraging and reassuring his daughter, you’d know nothing about that though.

[anon61956325]

Good talk buddy.

[Locke]

@ChocolateMice

That’s not a word anyone would associate with @ChocolateMice - He always gets freaky to the beat of his own drum… There’s fuck all wrong with the likes of @backinatracksuit and @Gman being pussywhipped either - I didn’t like the way @Bandage’s sweetheart was being used to score cheap points - A bit like how @Brimmer_Bradley uses his 8 year old daughter to get a few likes, it’s low base stuff.

Are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person here?

[anon61956325]

Ah ffs, @Locke.

What’s your story today?

[Locke]

Lack of sleep I’d say. Apologies buddy, see you in the Oval later for Hugh Hints

[backinatracksuit]

I hope that’s the Oval in town and not that soulless shit hole on Mouse’s doorstep

[Locke]

It’s soulless but it’s local. The Oval in town is top top tbf

[anon61956325]

What’s it to you? I’m setting up a date with my e-pal and you just can’t help but stick your teacher-do-good, I know best, head into it.

[KinvarasPassion]

@ChocolateMice

All taken care of…I’ll meet you outside the train station at 1 with that cunt @KinvarasPassion

I’m busy tomorrow but I’ll send my ould fella down to smash you

[myboyblue]

@KinvarasPassion

@ChocolateMice

All taken care of…I’ll meet you outside the train station at 1 with that cunt @KinvarasPassion

I’m busy tomorrow but I’ll send my ould fella down to smash you

smash him in a spitroast sense?

[anon61956325]

Tell him to come tooled up.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Ah the old Limerick breeding coming out again.