The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Congrats @briantinnion

Appendage is a dad :eek:

Easy stock to get into

You need a license for a dog but none for a child

Here are a few.ideas for your next christening party
https://youtu.be/31pQOiclaTo

Congrats Bandage!

Can’t wait for the “I’m going into town with the baby” thread.

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One of his last ‘im going into town’’ posts had him dropping into Boots to purchase a box of condoms.

And she at home later sticking pins in them

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Where does she get time for herself, time to relax while watching a box set & maybe tucking into a takeaway like a snack box or a 12” Pizza?

I thought Jacqui had a very good World Cup.

have you perfected a nappy changing technique yet mate?

You really have it in for Jacqui, is there a story??

I wonder does he use plastic clothes pegs or the wooden ones on his nose to block out the smell :rofl:

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It’s fragrant in the early days mate, all in front of you

@Bandage.
Did ye have the baby or is it just a positive test ?
Or is this just an elaborate plea for likes.

It only starts to grate after the thousandth or so nappy change

Yes, I’ve everything lined up in advance and proceed with a steely determination. Now it’s been trial and error and I’ve added things to the mix as we’ve gone, e.g. imperative to have some paper tissues / muslin blanket type things at hand to repel any piss.

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Not for another few years I’d be hoping :grimacing:

Now that you mention it, a decent number of those I’d have went to school with already have a child/have one on the way. In most cases I’ve noticed the parents have split up within 12 months of the birth.

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Always check the clutch is in good working order before turning into a narrow Cul De Sac, mate. Always.

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