It’s absolutely superb mate, I’d highly recommend it.
Youngest has her locker key from school hanging off one of those elastic key ring thingys. Was swinging it around there and slapped herself in the nose.
Karmas a bitch
I’m sure she’ll appreciate being told
Oh she was
Did the eldest let her have it?
With both barrels
When she converts to Buddhism you’ll know who to thank
Can’t believe you called her that.
You could have a sitcom Mike
Just arranged a call for the boy from the PNP Santa app. They’ve only gone and named a baby reindeer after him. Over the moon so he is.
That moment of dread, you hear one of the kids crying in their bed, walking into the room and that unmistakable stench of vomit. Little one was destroyed from head to toe in it, bed was destroyed. Running a bath then and trying to clean up at 3 in the morning. All good this morning, only problem now is the expectation of the other ones picking up the bug and going through the same thing again.
I don’t know how ye do it in fairness
They do it to post it up here of course
I’d let them sleep in it to fuck, you’ll find it the last time they’ll do it to you.
You probably throw them in the boot of the car to bring them to school as well I’d say
The calf in the bag seat
The children and the bag of meal in the boot
The teenage years when they start drinking are challenging for sure.
They seem to like it.