The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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8390

Shave it yourself

8391

Would you not let the wife take him? You’re failing miserably here.

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8392

Don’t tell the cunt Mike, you still can’t trust them

8393

Fuck me. What is it about women. Just when youre settling down to watch a bit of soccer on the telly and then they decide to have a barney with each other.

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8394

They can’t be in the same room for more than 5 minutes without going at it

8395

Turn the volume up Mike

8396

Think Ill leave the volume and take a stroll to the pub

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8397

Their timing is always just fucking perfect

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8398

They just don’t fucking get it.

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8399

Im off to buy a shed tomorrow and do it up.

8400

An aul steeltech yoke. They are reasonable enough.

8401

Aye the neighbour got one there a few weeks ago. I could move the telly and run a long enough ethernet cable. A garden bench and a fridge. The job is oxo

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8402

Yerra go all out and get a daycent chair

8403

And a good lock for the door :slight_smile:

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8404

I have one of those corner sofas with recliners on each end. I could saw it in half I suppose

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8405

A bean bag. The fucking job.

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8406

I tell ya, theyll all want to watch the Oscars on Monday night.
Ill create blue fucking murder even if I have to have a row with myself

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8407

They’ll all turn on you then.

8408

They wont. Ill stick on Sky sports, steal the remotes and fuck off to the pub

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8409

You need to get an uncle or aunt to bring him.they will have no problems

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