The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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If youā€™re good wife is breast feeding then get a nanny.

Following the birth of Ebeneezer the third in April and with Ebeneezer the first being four (4) and EG the second being two (2), we decided to get a live in nanny for the summer. (3 months, Austrian, 30 years.) not attractive!

This enabled me get on with normal work lifeā€¦thank fuckā€¦ Mrs Goode got sleep that she was missing out on, and the two boys had a super summer getting out an about even if Mammy was feeding or wrecked.

Bit of a pain in the hole someone living in the same house but we got her gym membership/swimming pool so she headed off most nights which was grand or she watched movies in the cinema room which we rarely go down to.

She left last week tho!

Eldest lad has now started school and 2 year old in Montessori but we are still looking at another nanny for three months. Breast feeding still continuing so a little assistance til Christmas is in my view the solution.

All those other worries. Donā€™t listen to the crack pots, bring her to a Dr.

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Superb effort.

You did what you could given the circumstances.

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We donā€™t use our cinema room much either, it being all the way over in the west wing etc

Thatā€™s a great post, will drive some of the usual suspects demented.

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Iā€™m sure Mrs Oā€™Sullivan would stump up for an au Pair.

Whatā€™s your issue??? Fucking cinema room, piss off. I left Ibrox after seeing Celtic win and was in Croke Park 15 mins into the first half. I didnā€™t wait for a Ryan Air flight!!

Im at home in Meath now and Iā€™ll be in work in Dublin tomorrow at 7am.

Go feed your cows you lazy northern McDonaldā€™s Da

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Did they keep the grub warm for you in Croker

Say hello to your boss for me

I keep to the 5.2 diet. Iā€™ll eat tomorrow evening.

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Hello Ebeneezer

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Good for you on your cinema room and on your punctuality. Once youā€™ve dealt with your pathetic neediness youā€™ll have it made.

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Donā€™t rise him. Heā€™ll be posting up a picture of his P60 in a minute.

Pee Flynn esque stuff. You dont know how hard i have it running from the corporate box in ibrox to get on a shaky chopper to Dublin and the lift was broken to the corporate section in Croker

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And you try doing that on Ā£60,000 a yearā€¦

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Be the hokey. I brought one there. A great job. .

Pity he couldnā€™t fix her scheming little ways though.

It is very important to attend the one game a year you know.

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:ronnyroar:

That reply will drive some lads completely off their heads.