The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Lads this lack of sleep thing seems to be very overstated. Tired for the first week but that’s about it.

Wait for the teething.

@Mac , was the surrogacy process difficult?

Can you still dose um with whiskey?

no,
a belt across the jaw is usually better and a lot safer

Paralink. Job.

Your missus still not putting out?

It’s sickening how any new arrival leads to pet names getting an outing and lads becoming all gushy.

Well done “Juhy”.

Brilliant news “Thraw”.

Excellent stuff “KP”.

Delighted for you “Runty”.

Fucking pricks.

At least Mac is Mac and Rocko is Rocko and the pack of cunts on here can’t do too much to shorten their usernames.

Bastards.

I’m so angry.

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[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1024636, member: 9”]It’s sickening how any new arrival leads to pet names getting an outing and lads becoming all gushy.

Well done “Juhy”.

Brilliant news “Thraw”.

Excellent stuff “KP”.

Delighted for you “Runty”.

Fucking pricks.

At least Mac is Mac and Rocko is Rocko and the pack of cunts on here can’t do too much to shorten their usernames.

Bastards.

I’m so angry.[/QUOTE]
Exactly Monty.

Gripe water.

Find a stockist

[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1024636, member: 9”]It’s sickening how any new arrival leads to pet names getting an outing and lads becoming all gushy.

Well done “Juhy”.

Brilliant news “Thraw”.

Excellent stuff “KP”.

Delighted for you “Runty”.

Fucking pricks.

At least Mac is Mac and Rocko is Rocko and the pack of cunts on here can’t do too much to shorten their usernames.

Bastards.

I’m so angry.[/QUOTE]
Your argument is null and void as @Rocko only changed his name from the rock67 (or whatever) after the prople of TFK persisted in calling him Rocko.

[QUOTE=“ciarancareyshurlingarmy, post: 1024645, member: 464”]Gripe water.

Find a stockist[/QUOTE]
only available North of the border - ROI too small a market place to apply for a licence

[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1024636, member: 9”]It’s sickening how any new arrival leads to pet names getting an outing and lads becoming all gushy.

Well done “Juhy”.

Brilliant news “Thraw”.

Excellent stuff “KP”.

Delighted for you “Runty”.

Fucking pricks.

At least Mac is Mac and Rocko is Rocko and the pack of cunts on here can’t do too much to shorten their usernames.

Bastards.

I’m so angry.[/QUOTE]

Relax and take a deep breath, barty. This anger is probably a symptom of the early onset diabetes that the wexicans are trying to hit you with. Giving you leftover cake from another kid’s party? Despicable. Deliberately loading you with shop bought pies and tarts for extra processed badness? Old wexford bitches. They obviously seeth at the success you’ve had as an international business man. The sooner you get home to dublin the better.

2 stockists within a 15 min drive of my place apparently

I’ve calmed down, pal. But only a tiny bit and let’s get one thing straight - that was my cake, not leftover cake from elsewhere. Now back to fathers’ issues.

Did I have another one? :eek:

Thanks CM

:cool: - ask no questions

you can also buy it on amazon if they are charging a premium

While this has been a thoroughly enjoyable few days its been masked by the lack of cakes being offered in by moob grower Monty and I only a few minutes down the road from him.

I’m seething

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1024708, member: 109”]While this has been a thoroughly enjoyable few days its been masked by the lack of cakes being offered in by moob grower Monty and I only a few minutes down the road from him.

I’m seething[/QUOTE]

Have you moved to Wexford town, mate? Or was the birth in Wexford General?

Kp, Juhy,Runty, Rocko & The rest of you guys, I might be up north next week if any of you want gripe water