The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Looks like a stage 4

[QUOTE=ā€œmickee321, post: 1077903, member: 367ā€]no
the opposite in fact
you really value your spare time
you become a better internet poster and the moments together in the evening with or w/o the Mrs are great whne he is in bed
i have even rediscovered a love for the EPL and FA cup, i love MOTD again
in fact i find i have have time to do anything else i max the fuck out of it
ive just related this to being a parent but its hard not to, i suppose it can be a bit overwhelming at times but u cant stop living, u just adapt[/QUOTE]

my night last night was class
he was in bed at 7 30
she fucked off to meet some friend and go to the gym and or smoke outside said gym
i sat down

  • watched the african nations cup
    -browsed TFK
    -read saturdayā€™s irish times review section about divorvce
  • foam rolled the fuck out of my ass

she got back at 10 30, we made tea, ate some chocolate digestives and watched an edition of True Detective- thatā€™s our together time
bed then at 1 isj, up at 6, coffe and a fag togther , she gave him the bottle, i fiucked off to work
tis a grand life

hes a fuckin fool

[QUOTE=ā€œmickee321, post: 1077939, member: 367ā€]my night last night was class
he was in bed at 7 30
she fucked off to meet some friend and go to the gym and or smoke outside said gym
i sat down

  • watched the african nations cup
    -browsed TFK
    -read saturdayā€™s irish times review section about divorvce
  • foam rolled the fuck out of my ass

she got back at 10 30, we made tea, ate some chocolate digestives and watched an edition of True Detective- thatā€™s our together time
bed then at 1 isj, up at 6, coffe and a fag togther , she gave him the bottle, i fiucked off to work
tis a grand life[/QUOTE]

I thought your missus was insane bro?

Your words - not mine.

[QUOTE=ā€œfarmerinthecity, post: 1077942, member: 24ā€]I thought your missus was insane bro?

Your words - not mine.[/QUOTE]

she is yes,
ive just accepted it

[QUOTE=ā€œBandage, post: 1077931, member: 9ā€]That wasnā€™t my point and there appears to be rattled fathers lining up to row in with ā€œlikesā€ and ā€œwell clampedā€ ratings.

I didnā€™t mention change at all. Just the annoying and odd habit of some new fathers in manoeuvring every conversation back to fatherhood. Not serious in the grand scheme of things but indisputably a bit tiresome when it goes on and onā€¦[/QUOTE]

But they are probably the same cunts that before the kids came would be nerdishly discussing American football. Or Celtic. Or music.

@Bandage - just to frame it for you. A kid coming into someones life is a life changing event, similar to say scoring all your points in an underage county final. Its natural that you try and draw conversation back to this as it can be a matter of pride and happiness.

[QUOTE=ā€œBandage, post: 1077931, member: 9ā€]That wasnā€™t my point and there appears to be rattled fathers lining up to row in with ā€œlikesā€ and ā€œwell clampedā€ ratings.

I didnā€™t mention change at all. Just the annoying and odd habit of some new fathers in manoeuvring every conversation back to fatherhood. Not serious in the grand scheme of things but indisputably a bit tiresome when it goes on and on.

You went on the defensive and then the offensive when I mentioned it. Apologies for hitting a nerve, mate. Iā€™m sure youā€™ll acknowledge thereā€™s fairly basic and clear logic in my point when you calm down.

@Rocko, Iā€™ve brought this up before but can we do anything about incorrectly awarded post ratings? Itā€™s a very serious TFK problem.[/QUOTE]

Apologies, bandage. Iā€™ve just seen the above backtrack. Didnā€™t realise you were so sensitive. Iā€™ll ease off on the clampings.
Maybe a latte might help the nerves?

[QUOTE=ā€œJuhniallio, post: 1077947, member: 53ā€]Apologies, bandage. Iā€™ve just seen the above backtrack. Didnā€™t realise you were so sensitive. Iā€™ll ease off on the clampings.
Maybe a latte might help the nerves?[/QUOTE]

Thereā€™s no need to be sarcastic. You made your point.

In you own words, balbec, Iā€™ll niggle away anyway, itā€™s the fingal way.

Being a father is a new addition to TFKā€™s sacred cows. Mention one annoying trait displayed by some fathers and itā€™s an affront to all fathers on TFK. I now realise that TFKā€™s fathers stand together like the horsey set and the nutri-brothers. I should have known by how you refer to each otherā€™s pet names on this thread on occasion. Iā€™ll take you all on, you cunts.

Can we get a definitive list of sacred cows?

  • Nutri-brothers
  • Horsey set
  • Fathers
  • Mulliance (Defunct)
  • Alliance (Defunct)
  • TFK Astro (Extinct)
  • Fingallians
  • The GGAHLIBAN
  • The Limerick crew
  • The Clare roasters

Any obvious ones Iā€™m missing?

[QUOTE=ā€œMac, post: 1077982, member: 109ā€]Can we get a definitive list of sacred cows?

  • Nutri-brothers
  • Horsey set
  • Fathers
  • Mulliance (Defunct)
  • Alliance (Defunct)
  • TFK Astro (Extinct)
  • Fingallians
  • The GGAHLIBAN
  • The Limerick crew
  • The Clare roasters

Any obvious ones Iā€™m missing?[/QUOTE]

fixed gear bikes

yes
but it is overrated and this whole " the happiest moment ever thing" is a load of bluster

[QUOTE=ā€œmickee321, post: 1077993, member: 367ā€]yes
but it is overrated and this whole " the happiest moment ever thing" is a load of bluster[/QUOTE]

What was your happiest ever moment mick?

reaching 5,000 posts

[QUOTE=ā€œmickee321, post: 1077993, member: 367ā€]yes
but it is overrated and this whole " the happiest moment ever thing" is a load of bluster[/QUOTE]

No, pal. Stroking over those match-winning points in the county final was absolutely epic.

whatā€™s this now?

The first month or two aside, I make a point of not asking about my friendā€™s kids until other topics have been covered. Draw a line in the fucking sand, pal. Cunts need to know that not everybody finds their kids toilet habits as fascinating as they do. If they bring up the subject of their kids just change the subject quickly or start yawning in their face. It may seem cuntish but the fuckers soon realise that they actually enjoy talking about non-children related matters.

do you have aspergers?