The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Fran]

@artfoley

My little one came in this morning with a handmade card which was lovely.

I’m fucking seething cos the little rip got her mother a champagne afternoon tea in powerscourt and I didn’t even get a present

You got mugged off there pal

[balbec]

There was only one Elvis

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@Fagan_ODowd

The off licence don’t open til 12.30 on a Sunday. He could of gone postal by then

Jesus @Fagan_ODowd - you must be up to high dough with this game today

[iron_mike]

@balbec

There was only one Elvis

[carryharry]

cc @Fran

https://youtu.be/AtFB5tkrMJk

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Brought the six year old for to Croke Park yesterday for his first trip. Combining tfk classics of gambling and sport I told him I put a bet on so if Dublin won he would win 10 euro. This was to ensure he stayed involved in the game.

He was gripped by the game to such an extent that when we got home he was able to tell his mother the points gap at half time and throughout the second half and how nervous he was at Dublin losing although he added Kildare never really got close.

I hope I have now made a GAA fan for life albeit at the risk he will end up shooting gay porn to pay gambling debts.

[KinvarasPassion]

@TheUlteriorMotive

shooting gay porn to pay gambling debts

Have no worries mate.
It will be as common as working a few hours in a local bar by the time he’s a grown man.

[backinatracksuit]

Jesus mate, slippery slope stuff there

I saw a couple teaching a young lad (8 or 9) to play slots the other day and I have to admit I looked my nose down at them

[Fagan_ODowd]

@backinatracksuit

Jesus mate, slippery slope stuff there

I saw a couple teaching a young lad (8 or 9) to play slots the other day and I have to admit I looked my nose down at them

But you are the Official TFK Parent of the Year.

[Tassotti]

Father of the year.

[backinatracksuit]

So you keep saying anyway,

[anon61956325]

Sign-in @Phil_Leotardo

[backinatracksuit]

Are you trying to cash in on his likes mate?
I’ve been pestering the missus for another child so I can break my record.

[anon61956325]

I’m an admired poster, you creep.

[artfoley]

@TheUlteriorMotive

I hope I have now made a GAA fan for life albeit at the risk he will end up shooting gay porn to pay gambling debts

Think you’re alright on that score, you didn’t go to the Tyrone match!

[backinatracksuit]

10 years and 50k posts mate, but I admire you either way, why the aggro?

[anon61956325]

I’m an admired poster - we are an elite group on the forum and we don’t need back seat drivers piping up telling us what’s what.

[backinatracksuit]

You’ve completely lost me again, as usual in your panic to throw your weight around you’re making no sense.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

The admired posters are a bunch of crawlers who’ll befriend anyone and suport anything for a few likes.

[backinatracksuit]

An old boys club mate