The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Copper_pipe]

Waiting in the long grass

[mickee321]

@Bandage

We’d be more Carrickmacross direction so M1 to Ardee exit and then onto the N2 bypassing Ardee itself and into CMX as some locals laughably call it. I’d hate to settle in some godforsaken backward shithole straddling Louth and Monaghan like Drumconrath, Collon (pronounced Cullen apparently) or somewhere.

you could head to Clogherhead beach with me and @caulifloweredneanderthal if you do decide to live there

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Have you tried Port beach up the road from Clogherhead @mickee321?

Smaller beach but a blue flag as well. No huge facilities bar a jacks and an ice cream van but nice all the same

[artfoley]

@Fagan_ODowd

Hanging around in the bushes watching young wans play Camogie. That seems normal

I’m sure it would seem normal to a seasoned lurker like yourself

[glasagusban]

He’d batter the tar out of the cunt but due to some connection somewhere or standing in the community that wouldn’t be an option in this case (conveniently), but crafty old brimmer knows the rule book inside and out and would use his superior knowledge to get at the cunt another way, mark brimmer’s words that camogie coach would have messed with the wrong man and brimmer would see it through to the end playing the long game and eventually pulling a master stroke of club politics and getting one over on his camogie coach nemesis.

[Matty_Hislop]

Have any of TFK’s fathers bought their kid’s a smart watch?

Are they worth it? I like the concept but I believe they are hard to set up and not very reliable.

[artfoley]

@Matty_Hislop

Have any of TFK’s fathers bought their kid’s a smart watch?

Are they worth it? I like the concept but I believe they are hard to set up and not very reliable.

well for starters you need a smartphone. theyre not that hard to set up but youd need a half decent one like the Huawei or Samsung ones.

[Matty_Hislop]

We’ve got the smart phones Art.

[artfoley]

@Matty_Hislop

We’ve got the smart phones Art.

just checking, how old are the kids and what are they going to use the watch for?

[Matty_Hislop]

Eldest just turned 10. He’s starting to drift off our road so we thought it would be handy if he had one for the GPS so we will know where he is, also handy for him to send messages to us.

[artfoley]

@Matty_Hislop

Eldest just turned 10. He’s starting to drift off our road so we thought it would be handy if he had one for the GPS so we will know where he is, also handy for him to send messages to us.

to be honest, if he has the phone you could just get the phone tracking app. as for the texts, he can use the phone for that. its a fair few quid to be shelling out for functionality you can get by other means.

they’ve just brought in a smartphone ban in madames school so she wont be getting one til secondary school

[anon61956325]

Your 10 year old has a smart phone? Dont you love your kids at all?

[Matty_Hislop]

@anon61956325

Your 10 year old has a smart phone? Dont you love your kids at all?

It’s a smart watch I want to get him Bob.

[Matty_Hislop]

Phones are banned in his school too, don’t want to get him one anyway.

The watches seem handy and you can get one on Amazon for about €40.

[artfoley]

@Matty_Hislop

Phones are banned in his school too, don’t want to get him one anyway.

The watches seem handy and you can get one on Amazon for about €40.

I don’t think youll get much functionality or lifespan from a 40 quid watch but if the lad wants it, and youre happy, then fire ahead

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Another thing to charge. My life is lads getting anxious over remaining battery percentages.

[Mac]

@TheUlteriorMotive

Another thing to charge. My life is lads getting anxious over remaining battery percentages.

We need someone to create solar powered phones and smart watches

[TreatyStones]

Sure we had solar powered calculators in school 30 years ago

[Brimmer_Bradley]

@glasagusban

He’d batter the tar out of the cunt but due to some connection somewhere or standing in the community that wouldn’t be an option in this case (conveniently), but crafty old brimmer knows the rule book inside and out and would use his superior knowledge to get at the cunt another way, mark brimmer’s words that camogie coach would have messed with the wrong man and brimmer would see it through to the end playing the long game and eventually pulling a master stroke of club politics and getting one over on his camogie coach nemesis.

Sure aren’t all Gaa clubs like that ?? Sad state of affairs if you let lads walk all over you. But then again you’re a snowflake so I suppose you’ll go on social media and cry like a bitch over it. Meanwhile the spiteful bitter cunts like me will make it their life’s work to get revenge, like a proper man.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

@artfoley

Little one had her first day in the cul camp today and as we were going to the shop I was asking how she got on. She said she hated it and didn’t want to go back. I asked why and she said the woman in charge of her team pushed her and roared at her all day.

She’s resillient enough but she loves when she goes to club practice so there’s definitely an issue there. Took ages to get her to sleep and she was very clingy.

Thinking of going up tomorrow to observe incognito. But if yerwan is roaring at her or puts Hands on her then there’s the problem because the cul camp is in her club and therefore I can’t go all brimmer.

CC @Gman

Write to to club child welfare officer. That’s standard procedure.