The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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My wife would consider it grounds for divorce if I took the kids to the shops in a day like this,

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She sounds like a gem, particularly after you inadvertently stuck a photo of her up here last week

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Ah here, what the fuck are you whinging about?

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Who’s whinging?

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Thanks buddy,
Today was day 10 of it. Nothing can prepare you for the experience of the first few weeks of your first born :joy:

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@ChocolateMice doing his best to steal your thunder all week! The like bait cunt.

Congrats pal!

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Fair fucks. I believe we will be meeting in person at an event next month and we can toast your new arrival then :beers::beers:

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I was fit to throw the child in the bin after the first week. :see_no_evil:

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5990

Got a lovely nice reply for that ‘obvious’ gag - Up your bollox, pal.

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5991

I’ve got the kids for a few days and was going to take them to sligo but it’ll be pissing rain. Any ideas on a good day out tomorrow lads?

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5992

How many kids are we talking about here and how old are they?

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2 kids. Little lady is 5 and the berserker is 2

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Where are you mate?

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I’m in Fingal. But I’m willing to downgrade if necessary.

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National Aquatic Centre or Base in Maynooth

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Newgrange Farm.

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If there’s a leisureplex near you, take them to the zoo play area inside. Plenty of madness inside for kids that age.

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5999

Airfield in Dundrum is a nice way to spend a few hours and you’ll be well fed in the restaurant

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Dundrum??? You mad bastard. Sure we’d be on the M50 for ages and it’s basically a poor man’s Newbridge house without the expansive grounds to run the shit out of them. I can’t believe you’ve won tfk dad of the year.

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Tà Matty but I’m looking for a decent day out as opposed to a normal few hours filler. A Kildare maze type affair of something.