The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

TheUlteriorMotive · June 30, 2018, 11:23am

That’s the way it’s gone these days.

glenshane · June 30, 2018, 11:23am

Hand a kid a tablet and expect him to study. Schools have it all figured out.

TheUlteriorMotive · June 30, 2018, 11:24am

Get liquid text and another app I will remember soon that allows marking up and notation.

Good notes and notability allow you to use a pencil on iPad to take handwritten notes

Edit - the annotation app is iannotAte. Great for kids studying I would imagine

Ambrose_McNulty · July 10, 2018, 7:28am

Jesus H fucking Christ, I’m fifteen minutes looking for a child’s shoe. He must have eaten it.

mikehunt · July 10, 2018, 8:27am

Check your hoop. If you’re anything like you are on d’internit I’d say there’s a good chance it was lodged there.

Ambrose_McNulty · July 10, 2018, 8:40am

Internet persona and reality are completely separate.

balbec · July 10, 2018, 9:04am

Did you find it yet?

Ambrose_McNulty · July 10, 2018, 9:05am

I made him wear his sister’s shoes for the day. That will teach him.

croppy_boy · July 10, 2018, 9:09am

Did the wife not come in to blame you for losing it in the first place before finding it wherever she left it?

Ambrose_McNulty · July 10, 2018, 9:10am

She was gone at 7, I was left to deal with this disaster all by my self.

croppy_boy · July 10, 2018, 9:12am

Be grateful for small mercies so.

glenshane · July 10, 2018, 9:25am

‘Getting kids ready for bed’ is a disaster waiting to happen. Send them to bed on whatever they’re wearing and make it do the next day. Tape their shoes to their feet.
Put hem in a tree during the day. Cut off the lower branches.
Any questions?

croppy_boy · July 10, 2018, 9:26am

How are you getting coverage in the 'Joy?

Fagan_ODowd · July 10, 2018, 9:59am

In fairness lads I don’t know how ye do it.

balbec · July 10, 2018, 10:00am

Never did you any harm

mickee321 · July 10, 2018, 10:22am

good stuff
i hope you put the fear of god into the little bollux as well and roared at him - itll be the last time he does that

anon78624367 · July 10, 2018, 10:30am

if he was anything like me as a youngfella, a good roaring would have led me to hide one shoe every morning.

Little_Lord_Fauntleroy · July 10, 2018, 10:31am

anon78624367 · July 10, 2018, 10:34am

the subtext there is be nice to your kids, they know what’s what.

backinatracksuit · July 10, 2018, 10:35am

and poor old Amber getting more and more riled up with a bit of pretend farming to do and taking a few pictures over a ditch.
Odd that a child would only have one pair of shoes in the 21st century though