Heartiest congratulations to you and the family, pal.
“Harry! Harry! Quick! My waters have broken. We need to get to the hospital.”
“Calm down, love. I’m busy bullying INTERNET construct @anon78624367 off an online forum at the moment. We’ll go in when I’m good and ready.”
When was the snow?
Often it seems
Just think, if the baby had been born a week earlier, @carryharry wouldn’t have been such a frustrated cunt with too much time on his hands, and @anon78624367 would be still with us.
ah lovely. this might go some way to easing your seethe when I win the turds 
congrats to you and herself
Sincere congratulations harry. A great time for you all
Baby Esteban seems about right here…
this baby’s arrival truly is a gift
Is Esteban dead?
aye, died of a horrendous flounce
Great news, many congrats to you both buddy.
Made more sense to be riding than watching ponies around a field
We might have some celebrating to do again all going well mate.
Congrats mate. Bad birthday for the Gah though.
It’ll toughen him up Eoin Kelly style.
Brady was 1 last week guys.
You’re a shit dad if you forgot til now. Congrats @carryharry. Keep him off the internet and on the field and he’ll grand.
No, we had a cake n’all for him last week. Had the whole family around
