The official TFK list of šŸ experts - Hurleyers on the ditch

Who Jonathan Hill is, his capabilities, and where he should live.

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Robot lawnmowers

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With this technology weā€™re going to break the grass ceiling of 3/4 acre lawns. Weā€™ll be up to 2 acre in our lifetime.

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Sleep

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The daily increase/decease in probability that Russia will invade Ukraine

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Ways and means to

a) guarantee a war
b) avoid a war

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Cost/benefits of retrofitting

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WW2 plane wrecks on the slopes of Kerry mountains.

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Caramel bars.

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The Eurovision Song Contest

The strategy of how to invade countries.

Hosting Robins

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The relative difficulty of serving prison sentences in womenā€™s prisons internationally. Irelandā€™s is a piece of pissā€¦ as per @Tank

I think you overegged that. @Tank didnā€™t post a comparative study.

Possibly. How in the name of jayzus a fella could be making statements like that is hilarious though.

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In fairness the mother of @Tankā€™s cild served time in various jurisdictionsā€¦blackmail, embezzlement, immigration type violations etc

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He could be on a prison visiting committee or a member of the Irish Penal Reform Trust.

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Maybe itā€™s more that heā€™s an expert on fragments of urine?

Sure isnā€™t that TFK in a nutshell. I skipped over around 800 posts on the Russia-Ukraine thread the other day (donā€™t tell @Rocko about this forum moderation handbook breach) and joined in around 50 posts from the latest one. There was a tetchy argument about which parts of provincial Ukraine would be more amenable for invasion. It was the equivalent of lads getting angry about whether it would be easier to take over Athlone from the Roscommon or Westmeath side. Bizarre carry on, but essential TFK. Carry on, mad bastards.

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The westmeath side. Obviously.

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