The official TFK list of 🐐 experts - Hurleyers on the ditch

You’d wonder what he was thinking even suggesting Roscommon?

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No regard for topography, infrastructure or the lessons of the second Persian invasion of Greece
nevermind the first invasion.
Schoolboy stuff.

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You know nothing. All their defenses will be on that side. We leave Lanesborough tonight by rib at 10.30pm. We flow with the floods straight onto the steps by the bridge at 2.30am. We’ve only boxer Moran and his footpump to take and Athlone is ours.

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A flying squad led by @Corksfinedtboy will wreak havoc on your left flank. Your vanguard will have been taken out by a rejuvenated @anon67715551 and your main force will be forced to hunker down in the malaria infested swanps that surround athlone. You’ll pray for enslavement, but no mercy will be shown.

Assuming you’re invading via the river Lake, it’d be insanity to do it from anything but the Roscommon side :man_shrugging:

The key to Athlone is the bridge, the fastest route to the bridge is from the Roscommon side, invading from the Westmeath side would only give them time to blow it up on you.

Once you have the bridge you have them by the bollox

Also Seans bar is on the Roscommon side. You’d want to take that early doors, it would crush their morale.

You could then foment rebellion amongst the Roscommoners against their Westmeath overlords

Lads from donesk

DĂșn esk

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Lads like @backinatracksuit and @iron_mike think this is some sort of yachting excursion with a military expedition aspect. They probably think amphibious landing crafts were used in the dresden bombings because the Japanese ran out of bicycles.

OK. I won’t. Top secret

The intricacies of landing various sized aircraft in a storm.

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Getting in and out of prison in a day

The price of pedestrian crossings.

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Local Limerick politics

This really is a Limerick forum :clap:

Wartime strategy.

Nuclear warfare strategy.

Military flightpaths, specifically invading other countries’ airspace.

Backtracks.

Oh, and Yemen.

Mig-29 fighter jets

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Knock out punches