The official TFK list of 🐐 experts - Hurleyers on the ditch

[glenshane]

The possessive apostrophe
(You literally couldn’t make it up)

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Liverpool fan factions and groupings

[Locke]

The location of your microwave. Also how dangerous a microwave is.

[EstebanSexface]

You wouldn’t know about it, there’d be no gangs of microwaves walking around middle class douglas

[Locke]

Upper Middle Class pal

@EstebanSexface

You wouldn’t know about it, there’d be no gangs of microwaves walking around middle class douglas

[anon67715551]

Whiskey(s). There are authorities here on casks, barrels, bottling - the works.
We’re a great little country.

[habanerocat]

@Locke

The location of your microwave. Also how dangerous a microwave is.

Microwave ovens and WiFi are basically the same thing. Except one is used to inclose the radiation and vibrate water molecules. The other beams it around the house.

Anybody who won’t use a microwave oven but has WiFi would want to have their head examined.

[TreatyStones]

@habanerocat

Anybody who won’t use a microwave oven but has WiFi would want to have their bead examined

By an x-ray machine?

[habanerocat]

No, by a quack.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

@habanerocat

Anybody who won’t use a microwave oven but has WiFi would want to have their head examined.

That’s like comparing lead in your mobile phone’s battery to a lead bullet flying through you head at 2km a second. Are they the same thing?

[Enrique]

Anyone who doesn’t like to be stabbed through the heart with a knife shouldnt keep cutlery in the kitchen analogy there

[habanerocat]

@Ambrose_McNulty

@habanerocat

Anybody who won’t use a microwave oven but has WiFi would want to have their head examined.

That’s like comparing lead in your mobile phone’s battery to a lead bullet flying through you head at 2km a second. Are they the same thing?

No, a microwave oven is much stronger and is on for X amount of minutes every day. A good oven is enclosed and doesn’t leak. WiFi is much weaker but buzzing around 24/7.

[glenshane]

Prose, potential and literary merit

[Fagan_ODowd]

The meaning of the phrase “ just saying “

[habanerocat]

[myboyblue]

Weight loss treatments

[Cheasty]

The Moldova experts are BACK.

Also, parenting, specifically how other people are parenting.

[Spidey]

Evan Ferguson

[Corksfinedtboy]

Had to come to Cork to get that step up in society

[Corksfinedtboy]

Miltumesc mult prieten