The official tfk list of people who should “put a sock in it”

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Willie O’Connor played the entire second half of the 2000 final with a broken rib.
Lory Meagher played an all ireland final 3 years after he was buried.
Lads in 1996 didn’t know they were born.

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I played 45 minutes of soccer in Cork AUL Division 1 when I was gone a bit chubby with a woeful dose of ire on my inner thighs. There was smoke coming out the back of me that smelt like a burnt clutch.

Terrible pain. Terrible, terrible pain

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A condition to be taken very seriously and was used as an excuse at a Lockes training many moons ago by a lad not wanting to do the running that night.
He’d fucked a gasket at that stage of the evening anyway so the trainer let him away with it.

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It’s grand at training, you can say you’ve done a groin.

In a match you have to take up the Jan Molby role and mind the centre circle and try not to waddle around the place like a duck with a broken arse

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I’ve taken to the field drunk

Do you think you’d annoy Bono if you insisted on calling him Paul?

Possibly

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/fashion/people-are-getting-in-touch-because-of-the-work-not-because-of-uncle-bono-1.3504376%3Fmode=amp

“Lil’ Paul” should work

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Here we go again.

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I didnt know she had a youngster. Is she married do you know?

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She never disappoints. Probably seething over Rosanna Davison’s good news and the Cork wan from Winning Streak getting the summer show.

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I may make a folder of these stories to hand to any TV licence inspector.

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She’s getting RTÉ to pay for her summer holidays

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Katrina’s after getting woke

Hi Katrina, call your mom

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That’s an “oooft”

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