The Official TFK Table Quiz Thread

I fear you are right Bandage.

One of the lads was at a quiz last week and they were all made put their phones into a pint glass and leave it in the center of the table, but by and large they have ruined the noble art of the table quiz.

Yes Runt. God be with the days when you’d park up at a table quiz and sit down beside a table of intelligent looking chaps and spend the night trying to discreetly overhear their answers.

Which of the following is correct-
-‘the yolk of an egg is white’ or
-‘the yolk of an egg are white’

:rolleyes:

And what about specialist quiz teams that look out for quizzes in their area and participate in as many as possible. They take the quizzes seriously, assign each team member a couple of specialist topics and generally try to make off with the cash prize even when it’s a charity fundraiser and everyone else gives back the loot.

these people are usually teachers, Bandage,

Fixed that for you

Also, how many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Going to a table quiz tonight.
We won the same event comfortably last year so will be disappointed with anything less than another victory tonight.

[quote=“TreatyStones, post: 899783, member: 1786”]Going to a table quiz tonight.
We won the same event comfortably last year so will be disappointed with anything less than another victory tonight.[/quote]

Where is this, mate?

The old ones are the best Piles. I was doing a quiz years ago in a foreign town and got tipped off about a lad at a table who purported to know everything. Looking at the scoreboard and seeing only 9 for the previous round that included that old chestnut, he sought clarification. I said I’d look into it just as I was about to give the answers to that round.
When none/Noah appeared he nearly blew a gasket calling all sorts of things.

FAO Treaty Stones: Don’t forget an old favourite of mine: Nearest capital city to Australia…

Team in disarray as we have a late withdrawal.
Will we chance our arm with 3?
Will we pick up a fourth at the venue?
You just couldn’t write the script at this stage

[quote=“TreatyStones, post: 899818, member: 1786”]Team in disarray as we have a late withdrawal.
Will we chance our arm with 3?
Will we pick up a fourth at the venue?
You just couldn’t write the script at this stage[/quote]
@Mark Renton might help you out if you were polite enough to answer his question.

He’d be no use to us. What if they asked “What global superstar recently sold out five concerts in Croke Park?” . The cunt would refuse to write down the answer.

He can be very stubborn alright.

[quote=“Boxtyeater, post: 899800, member: 246”]

FAO Treaty Stones: Don’t forget an old favourite of mine: Nearest capital city to Australia…[/quote]

What’s the answer to this?

Mark Renton loves a good quiz. Greenland is the largest Island. A whaleshark the largest fish. New Zealand the first to grant women the vote. Robert Emmet executed 1803… Washington on a one dollar, Jefferson a two, lincon five… Franklin a 100 and the only one not a president Hamilton on the ten.
Uruguay the first world cup.

Has he fudged this question? I’ve often heard what capital city is closest to Perth in Australia, with the answer being Jakarta, and not Canberra, it’s own capital.

[quote=“The Runt, post: 591348, member: 181”]We were at a quiz recently and were asked:

“What is the name of an otters house?”

To which one of the lads responded instantly “a pocket”.
Looking at him funny I said “I think it’s a holt”
He replied, “no, you know the phrase sure, as wet as an otters pocket”[/quote]

That is brilliant!!