The Official TFK things that are a cod thread

The Coronavirus obviously.

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Hellman’s squeezy mayonnaise bottles. Get half way down and Popeye wouldn’t squeeze another squirt out of them. Jokeshop.

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Ronaldo

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Oven chips.

Bullet proof coffee

Teachers providing online learning

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Screw the lid off. Let the air back in. Screw lid back on again. Sorted.

Don’t mention it.

Switched to Heinz.

Don’t mention it.

And Messi

:rage::rage::rage:

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Oops…

The jars aren’t the best either, a pain to get it all out. Some of toothpaste like dispenser might be in order

Neither are Wes Hoolahan

Coronavirus lockdowns

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The British government

Teachers in general.

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Long distance running.

Working long hours for the “man”

Nutri bullets

Non alcoholic beers