The Official TFK things that are a cod thread

[Fagan_ODowd]

The Coronavirus obviously.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Hellman’s squeezy mayonnaise bottles. Get half way down and Popeye wouldn’t squeeze another squirt out of them. Jokeshop.

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

Ronaldo

[anon67715551]

Oven chips.

[balbec]

Bullet proof coffee

[glenshane]

Teachers providing online learning

[binkybarnes]

@Fagan_ODowd

Hellman’s squeezy mayonnaise bottles. Get half way down and Popeye wouldn’t squeeze another squirt out of them. Jokeshop

Screw the lid off. Let the air back in. Screw lid back on again. Sorted.

Don’t mention it.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Switched to Heinz.

Don’t mention it.

[Tank]

And Messi

[Bandage]

[anon67715551]

Oops…

[Julio_Geordio]

The jars aren’t the best either, a pain to get it all out. Some of toothpaste like dispenser might be in order

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

Neither are Wes Hoolahan

[Batigol]

Coronavirus lockdowns

[iron_mike]

The British government

[balbec]

Teachers in general.

[The_Most_Infamous]

Long distance running.

[The_Most_Infamous]

Working long hours for the “man”

[Ashman]

Nutri bullets

[BruidheanChaorthainn]

Non alcoholic beers