The Official TFK things that are a cod thread

Things
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RTE

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Those sneaky bank charges for withdrawing your own money from your account.

Also the ludicrous “documentation fees” financial institutions charge for printing off a couple of A4 pages.

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Toblerone ice creams. Poxy little triangle of ice cream on a stick. Same price as a Magnum for half the quantity ice cream. Seething so I am.

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Garda checkpoints for lockdown compliance. Garda “where ya heading” me from the bush “shopping for me elderly mother” garda “drive on”.

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Guards dont give a fuck anymore.

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Had full conversation about my car with a garda at checkpoint few weeks ago as he was looking to change himself. Didnt ask where I was heading or nothing he was bored out his skull

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I worked for roadbridge and did stop go for about 2 weeks on Mitchelstown bypass when I was only a pup. Every day felt like a week. Unimaginable boredom. I can imagine what it’s been like for the guards.

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48

Social distancing in any office with air conditioning.

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Pubs

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50

They’re toast

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Eating Corn, you dont digest half of it

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That’s a cob, mate.

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Dickeying up the house at a time like this

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54

Fruit.

Buy fruit. bring home. put in fruitbowl. leave until manky. throw fruit out. repeat.

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Have you tried eating it?

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And force feeding it to kids. But still seem to dump a fair bit.

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You definitely need to try:
(a) eating it, it can be quite good for you
(b) buying less of it.

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Bogball voting.

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59

Correct leaving no work for decorators

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Top tip, before it goes manky, fuck it in a food processor with yogurt and the kids will hoover it up. You’d be surprised how many pears, apples, bananas, berries etc. they’d consume in this form

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