- Fear Tipperary.
Win All-Irelands.
- Fear Clare
Organise a decent version of the National Anthem at major sporting events
Make easy work of winning
It’s the Limerick way Mac.
And what a way it is
We nearly prefer one like this every few years to regular victories.
… always stop after drunkenly mowing down young fellas.
Limerick always expect to win against Tipp.
Properly register Garda informants apparently.
Lose championship hurling matches in the Gaelic Grounds.
Close out All-Irelands
Properly stock pubs on matchday with cider.
Go way you prick, all week you were taking pot shots at Limerick, writing us off and talking about a massacre. Up your bollox, pal.
Like billboards that imply a high local crime rate
Speak properly
Ah now, a red necked knuckle dragger from Clare talking about speaking properly. The Limerick City accent is a turn on for most women, they fucking love it up around Galway, the West in general and North, you fucking gowl bag.
Win Munster championship matches very often.
Come ere I wantcha