The Olympics

Big_Dan_Campbell · August 9, 2021, 7:14am

The great Deric O h’Artagain will be in Portland row chatting to Kellie’s brothers in 10 to 15 minutes.

Alan Hughes aside no better man for the job

cc @Bandage

Big_Dan_Campbell · August 9, 2021, 7:17am

For some bizarre reason the utter lightweight Tommy Bowe has swooped in and is now interviewing them via video link.

I hope Deric is sprinting up from his forecast at the canal to stop Tommy usurp his exclusive

Big_Dan_Campbell · August 9, 2021, 7:22am

Deric has been blackguarded here. I’m seething!

myboyblue · August 9, 2021, 9:53am

Well thats me done, fucking hell

Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy · August 9, 2021, 11:41am

I didn’t know @Horsebox held so much sway with the Olympics Committee.

TreatyStones · August 9, 2021, 11:41am

Deric is a legend. The best presenter on TV right now.

tazdedub · August 9, 2021, 12:23pm

I might have missed it but the Katie congratulate Kellie on her gold medal.

I think Kellie is a better ambassador for women’s boxing/sport than Katie. Kellie just seems more approachable than Katie.

myboyblue · August 9, 2021, 12:26pm

Ralphie · August 9, 2021, 12:45pm

Roy Curtis would be the man for this

TheUlteriorMotive · August 9, 2021, 12:49pm

If you ever get hit in the belly
Don’t fall down
like hegarty The clown
Stand strong like Kellie

tazdedub · August 9, 2021, 12:49pm

Good jaysus every fucking gobshite who thinks they have a bit of talent will be on. Brush Shields may even be wheeled out

Ralphie · August 9, 2021, 1:01pm

I want to listen to it but at the same time I know I would hate it

balbec · August 9, 2021, 1:02pm

It’ll be very “dubbalin” I reckon

tazdedub · August 9, 2021, 1:13pm

Doubt it you will have every talentless wanker ringing in from everywhere to get on with some crap ditty they wrote at the kitchen table and worse you will have the cunt Duffy saying “Awe that’s great and now Mary did you always have this talent” and fucking Mary would be away giggling “ah no Joe I was so moved by Kellie’s win I just had to write some crap”.

Biff_Egan · August 9, 2021, 1:34pm

Nolan was calling him a cross country slogger and an asshole.

Alan-partridge · August 9, 2021, 3:15pm

This was on in the background at work and I could nothing about it, it was worse than ye had predicted. There was some loony on singing about Kellie from Portland row and adding in Hackuma matata just randomly throughout the song to a sort of ballad style music.

Cheasty · August 9, 2021, 3:19pm

This was one of the ones read out:

Our Kellie
Gave it some wellie
In a melee
I watched it on the telly
Eating jelly
And a roll from the the deli
To fill me belly
Now I think I’m Shelley

tazdedub · August 9, 2021, 3:21pm

Glad I didn’t tune it for that shit show and I bet Joe was cackling away loving this shit. Well Done, Well done.

Fagan_ODowd · August 9, 2021, 3:31pm

Team GB had a fabulous Olympics in fairness.

gaillimhmick · August 9, 2021, 3:36pm

The Harrington clan have been great representatives of Ireland over the years all the same. Padraig winning the Wc with McGinley, Paul winning the Eurovision, Kellie in the Olympics and special mention to Jessica who has had some success in the UK & France against the best they could muster.