Has this Dunne fella ever played golf before?
He must be shitting in his pants after those first few shots. Meanwhile Harrington has had a splendid start. Come Padraig.
Leave Dunne alone he’s an amatuer, he has to get up for work in the morning.
Leishman missed a tiddler for par there after Harrington drained a massive birdie putt before him. Leishman and Johnson now tied on -15.
Dunne and Harrrington have been pitiful today. They’ve disgraced Ireland.
Spieth to -15.
Wankers.
The 18th must be the easiest finishing hole on any major championship course. And that bridge is a really crap “landmark”.
I’m merely watching this but just imagine that there’s wankers out there watching and actually enjoying this bollox. Wankers.
How did Dunne get into this competition? Had he played golf before this week? He’s absolutely useless.
Leishman’s wife was seriously ill a few months ago and was given only a 5% chance of survival. She survived and made a full recovery.
On US TV right now they’re no doubt saying that he’s a winner whatever happens here.
Kellogg’s flew him over there and put him up in a hotel. He won the trip on the back of a corn flakes box.
4 for Leishman on 18 and he joins Johnson in the clubhouse on -15.
Advantage Spieth.
Harrington finishes -7. A truly awful final round.
Was he not -12 at one stage?
Yeah, he shat his togs.
The holes were over here and he kept hitting it over there for the last few holes. I don’t know what he was doing.
How do they calculate those kind of percentages?
Spastic cunt.
I presume there’s some sort of medical ratings agency similar to how Moody’s and Standard and Poors rate financial investments.
Spieth BOGEYS 16.
Spieth bogeys 17.