The Open

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Linden?

Ewan?

Bueller?

I didn’t even know he was a tan, never heard it mentioned!

Tonto?

Peter Withnell’s mother had to leave Casement Park during the 1992 Ulster semi-final between Down and Derry after being subjected to vile sectarian abuse by a group of Derry supporters after her son was unjustly sent off

A despicable episode

If I didn’t know any better I’d suspect you were one of those to blame

You don’t know any better

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I wasn’t the one sectarianly abusing Mrs. Withnell, pal

you usually wait until people are dead to abuse them or their families

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Blaney was the subject of horrible Anti Dentite abuse.

Cc @jerryseinfeld

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Please back up your thesis, pal

Withnell and I were good mates.

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Outside of our resident parkland golfing guru @anon32894817, the almost universal consensus seems to be that Royal Portrush put on, one of the best ever stagings of the British Open. Maybe some of the other great links courses on the island like Lahinch and Portmarnock should start lobbying for the right to host it.

Long Kesh prison guards used to claim the same thing about IRA prisoners

I’d like to see it hosted by Mourne Golf Club, whose course is ranked #1 in the world by Golf Digest

Diamond Pat’s pub in Newcastle with its happy hour would be very much to the liking of Shane Lowry, I feel

Portmarnock is a non runner until they get rid of the men only rule.

You’ve obviously gained a lot of insight from shitting yourself in Lisburn while your mates went in for chips

To be fair I was due to run a marathon the next day