The Oscars

Rosamund Pike is a cracking looking woman for a late thirties something with two kids. :clap:

And i just realised she’s English. As an aside the brits are well able to churn out top class actors/actresses.

cant see cooper being anything than a male amy adams: loads of nods, no oscar.

Would love to see norton get best supporting but i think dr emil skoda os nailled on

Jesus, Naomi Watts has one odd looking nose.

I still would mind you.

Wow. Just Wow

[QUOTE=“Distended Red Anus, post: 1096350, member: 2648”]Jesus, Naomi Watts has one odd looking nose.

I still would mind you.[/QUOTE]
A generally boney enough looking bird I always thought.

[QUOTE=“Lazarus, post: 1096359, member: 286”]Wow. Just Wow
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Wasn’t there some goon on here who didn’t think she was hot?

By the way, Keleigh Sperry, that’s the winner tonight, her and the Duchess :clap:

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1096301, member: 2269”]@artfoley

Just realised Patricia Arquette, the mother of the lad in Boyhood, is the same actress who starred in True Romance alongside Jonny Depp all those years ago. She hasn’t aged well in the meantime, i recall her having a smoking hot body back then. :([/QUOTE]
That film is 22 years old tbf to her. Alabama, what a name, to Quentin :clap:

Best Supporting Actress, the least she deserved for allowing herself to be filmed aging over a 13 year period, they usually try and pretend women don’t age in Hollywood.

45 years old :clap:
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[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1096343, member: 2269”]Rosamund Pike is a cracking looking woman for a late thirties something with two kids. :clap:

And i just realised she’s English. As an aside the brits are well able to churn out top class actors/actresses.[/QUOTE]

Photo @Tess Tickle, always back up with a photo

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Watched Jack Reacher yesterday and she was in that too. Great rack!

[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1096390, member: 58”]Photo @Tess Tickle, always back up with a photo

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Watched Jack Reacher yesterday and she was in that too. Great rack![/QUOTE]
4 weeks or so after dropping a child in that photo :eek:

Keleigh Sperry :clap:

Any winners in this thing or were you all just perving?

It was a very average year for films on the whole, anything you thought would win, did. Obviously Michael Keaton deserved best actor over Redmayne, but when you play a world famous cripple in a film, the Oscars will be all over you. I haven’t seen Whiplash, but Simmons would have to have been outstanding to be better than Norton in Birdman also, but maybe they figured they’d given Birdman enough

Best Picture
Birdman
American Sniper
Boyhood
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Imitation Game
Selma
The Theory Of Everything
Whiplash

Best Director
Alejandro G. Iñárritu, Birdman
Richard Linklater, Boyhood
Bennett Miller, Foxcatcher
Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Morten Tyldum, The Imitation Game

Best Actor
Eddie Redmayne, The Theory Of Everything
Steve Carell, Foxcatcher
Bradley Cooper, American Sniper
Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game
Michael Keaton, Birdman

Best Actress
Julianne Moore, Still Alice
Marion Cotillard, Two Days, One Night
Felicity Jones, The Theory Of Everything
Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl
Reese Witherspoon, Wild

Supporting Actress
Patricia Arquette, Boyhood
Laura Dern, Wild
Emma Stone, Birdman
Meryl Streep, Into The Woods
Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game

Supporting Actor
JK Simmons, Whiplash

Robert Duvall, The Judge
Ethan Hawke, Boyhood
Edward Norton, Birdman
Mark Ruffalo, Foxcatcher

Adapted Screenplay
The Imitation Game
American Sniper
Inherent Vice
The Theory of Everything
Whiplash

Original Screenplay
Birdman
Boyhood
Foxcatcher
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Nightcrawler

Animated Feature
Big Hero 6
Boxtrolls
How To Train Your Dragon 2
Song Of The Sea
The Tale Of Princess Kaguya

Foreign Language Film
Ida
Leviathan
Tangerines
Timbuktu
Wild Tales

Best Cinematography
Birdman, Emmanuel Lubezki
The Grand Budapest Hotel, Robert Yeoman
Ida, Lukasz Zal and Ryszard Lenczewski
Mr. Turner, Dick Pope
Unbroken, Roger Deakins

Visual Effects
Interstellar
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
Guardians Of The Galaxy
X:Men: Days Of Future Past

Film Editing
Whiplash
American Sniper
Boyhood
Grand Budapest Hotel
The Imitation Game

Production Design
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Imitation Game
Interstellar
Into The Woods
Mr. Turner

Best Score
Alexandre Desplat, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Alexandre Desplat, The Imitation Game
Hans Zimmer, Interstellar
Gary Yershon, Mr. Turner
Jóhann Jóhannsson, The Theory Of Everything

Best Original Song
“Glory”, Selma
“Everything Is Awesome”, The Lego Movie
“Grateful”, Beyond the Lights
“I’m Not Gonna Miss You”, Glen Campbell…I’ll Be Me
“Lost Stars”, Begin Again

Best Costume Design
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Inherent Vice
Into the Woods
Maleficent
Mr. Turner

Best Documentary
CitizenFour
Finding Vivian Maier
Last Days in Vietnam
The Salt of the Earth
Virunga

Best Documentary Short
Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1
Joanna
Our Curse
The Reaper (La Parka)
White Earth

Best Makeup And Hair
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Foxcatcher
Guardians of the Galaxy

Best Animated Short
Feast
The Bigger Picture
The Dam Keeper
Me and My Moulton
A Single Life

Best Live-Action Short
The Phone Call
Aya
Boogaloo and Graham
Butter Lamp (La Lampe Au Beurre De Yak)
Parvaneh

Best Sound Editing
American Sniper
Birdman
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Interstellar
Unbroken

Best Sound Mixing
Whiplash
American Sniper
Birdman
Interstellar
Unbroken

Everyone is a winner, mate.

Not Kevin O Connell, he’s never a winner :frowning:

Irina Shayk, disappointed not to gain more recognition from the Oscars panel for her starring role in Hercules, adopted a suitably modest number.

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Load of bollox.

No joy for the Kilkenny lads again.
The whole freakin system is wrong.

[QUOTE=“Piles Hussain, post: 1096484, member: 363”]No joy for the Kilkenny lads again.
The whole freakin system is wrong.[/QUOTE]

That’s what happens when the judges apply the rules

[QUOTE=“Piles Hussain, post: 1096484, member: 363”]No joy for the Kilkenny lads again.
The whole freakin system is wrong.[/QUOTE]

Who were the Kilkenny lads?

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I would eat coleslaw out of her asshole.