The Overrated Thread

Shark you say, I’m in the market, tell me more?

Shark iz202uk 239€ in DID. Upright cordless bag less vac. A grand yoke and at least 100 notes cheaper than the equivalent Dyson.

Have you dogs , do they shed? Stay away if so.

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Excellent. I’ll keep an eye out. I had a handheld piece of Morphy Richards shite that long since clapped out and even new wouldnt pull the socks off a dead man.

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I’m always fearful that they clap out with half the floor area done. Will you hover your place twice today and let me know if it lasts, I’d be alright then. Cheers pal.

40 minutes on the battery.

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I did the same a couple of years back. The Shark packed it in within six months and I’m happily back in the bosom of Dyson again.

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The Shark comes with a 5 year warranty.

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It has the look of the Skoda of vacuum cleaners.

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Good luck with that. If it’s cordless it doesn’t. And of course terms and conditions apply.

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I have the bould Henry tucked away in the closet. I used to hoover the trains in Ceannt Station during the summers. Henry was the go to guy for heavy duty use. Was still going strong after two years. I knew it was the same one cos I gave it an awful boot with the stell toe caps one night and put a dent in it.

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He’s a snaky looking fella.

Have a great Miele at home

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Mine is cordless and comes with the 5 year warranty.

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In fairness, Dyson are no better, and Dyson himself is a cunt of the very highest order.
Herself bought the hair curler things which have a 1 year warranty. Broke after 10 months. They replaced it, but told her in no uncertain terms that the one year warranty didn’t apply to the replacement :person_shrugging:

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Yeah I don’t like giving money to Dyson after his cuntacting over Brexit.

You’ll be back to him soon enough.

Nah I’m done with him.

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A lad working for me left to work for Dyson. Back in less than a year. The owl work life balance wasn’t the best.

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