The people who must be shitting themselves thread

Josep “Pepe” Guardiola.

Stephen Gerrard
A decent career but now looks like will be chiefly remembered for that slip
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmUHEzjIIAAvshV.jpg

I wish I was shitting myself

Ivor Bell.

Teege.

Already mentioned. However, since limerick never feared tipp this game will not lead to any further level of self-shitting.

We got lucky last year that Tipp wasted 2/3 great goal scoring chances…It will take Limerick 15/20 minutes to get up to speed, I just hope we ride our luck again.

What are you talking about we battered the cunts you stupid prick.

Diego Simeone

James Owens & Darren Gleeson :smiley:

Stevie Gerrard

Carlo Ancelotti

Esteban de la Sexface

@Bandage

Brian Cuthbert. Rightly in the Last Chance Saloon.

Anthony Cunningham. Possibly a nice fellow, but when cunts like @Kinvara’s Passion[/USER], [USER=286]@Lazarus[/USER], [USER=1170]@flattythehurdler and others are on your case, then you know it’s time to abort.

Ah here, I said he should stay on in the absence of anyone obviously better who would actually want the job.

@Kinvara’s Passion

I can do this.

Start with… A 9 month program of Latvian Dead Lifts combined with a gluten free diet of Quest Bars and Coconut Oil.

Bring in Tony Griffin for Spinning Classes twice a week.

Bring in Davy at a knock down rate for the calamity factor which helps unite a squad.

Fit them with AI suits in Hanleys in Galway on the 1st of May. May aswell get it out of the way in time.

This is a live list… please feel free to add suggestions.

Acupuncture.

And ringers.