The Pissed Thread

Attending a house warming/pub crawl tomorrow in Drogheda so told myself earlier in the week that I would not hint it tonight.

But I probably will.

:pint:

I’m Terry Inn tonight.

Same same.

C’maaaaaaan

I am just after remembering that I have €65 to collect after winning the EPL sweep in the 51.

Ah lovely.

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Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?
Moe: No!
(The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie.)
Moe: Okay, maybe I did, but I didn’t shoot him!
(The lie detector dings, indicating the truth.)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you’re free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I’ve got a hot date tonight! (buzz) Odd date. (buzz) Dinner with friends. (buzz) Dinner alone. (buzz) Watching TV alone. (buzz) Alright! I’m just going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalog! (buzz) Sears catalog. (ding) Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)

Krusty: So these two corporate guys come to me today and offer me a fully loaded sports utility vehicle if I endose it.
Homer: Don’t you hate pants?

Krusty: Burn your dollars.
Homer: Yeah! Marge give me your purse.
Marge (giving the purse to Lisa): This is all the money we have left. Run home and bury it in the garden.
Lisa (gives Marge a peck on the cheek): I love you, Mom.

I believe it was $42 dollars that Marge had.

Lenny: I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again.

Far be for me to question you Flano but was there any need to put ‘dollars’ after the 42 when you had already but the dollar symbol in front of it?

No there wasn’t. I just did it anyway :unsure:

In EJ’s in Clifden watching 3 ould fellas firing neat whiskey into themselves.

Envious. As Bandage once said, I have the upmost respect for those men.

I’ll lightly do the same later.

The third of four nights in a row ahead.

‘‘VIP’’ tickets to see ‘‘The Republic of Loose’’, whoever they are, in the Academy tonight.

Weller tomorrow followed a session in the HOF.

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Flano, I thought hints were Terry out of the question? Thy were, yeah, yeah.

I never mentioned hints, I’m just Terry Inn.

Ah banter.

When the hints were marching in.

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Do de dop dop do da de

Meh, i ain’t particulary pushed :mellow:

Brazilian birthday party tomorrow night. :smiley:
Might have a few tonight but not too bothered.
A 100th birthday party to go to on Sunday night.

No interest in it tonight, need to be up at 7.30am for the (soon the be extinct) North London derby.

No interest in beering it up on Saturday either as it’s likely to be Wed/Thurs/Fri/Sat/Sun drinking for Thanksgiving. Going have a serious case of depression when I’m coming down from that.

Disappointed I didn’t get an invite to iamthegaffer’s house-wawming mentioned above until very very late in the day.

Meh

hanging out of my arse today. but will probably go for a few ales and maybe pop into the bangor city game today