The procrastination thread

My driving licence is about to expire, my passport has expired, i’ve promised my passportless kids a trip to italy at easter, my accountant wants some paperwork-and some money, and my secret empty bottle stash is about to become visible feom outer space.
Today i dropped off a sample that the doctor requested in december. The bottle rattled around in my coat pocket until it turned a suspicious off-white colour. It’s not a good look. Every silver lining has a cloud.
Fuck it anyway.


At least you don’t procrastinate in posting on this forum.

Whatever you do, dont stick your finger up your hole. Youre likely to forget that you did and then youll be on right trouble

I wish i could forget

You get used to it after a while so?

I’m learning to cope