The Roaster Thread

I saw that lad on Sunday. Tremendous headgear.

Was at the laytown races today. Roasters everywhere I looked. Kept saying to my self how roasterage they were

#roasteralert

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I disagree. I have smashing limerick city dialogue. No roasterism here but good effort.

Couldnā€™t agree more pal. Some 18-year old roaster after dropping his first pill in a club whoā€™s DJā€™s idea of trance is shouting ā€œbig-upsā€ to the girls from Monaghan on their hen party over the ā€œSummer of 69ā€? Fuck! Thatā€™s a one-way ticket to messyville.

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The goose is a roaster.! Hardly

I was at a christening today, was sitting beside a pure roaster from Louth at the meal with that awful twang in his voice who did nothing but try to talk to me about agricultural related stuff all day. He kept continuing this line of discussion despite the fact I made it known to him that I wasnā€™t from a farming record. I asked him if he knew Slab Murphy to change discussion, he said he did and that Slab was a greedy fucker.

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Ill take a pm with this mans details, commission payable.

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Just spotted Nickey Brennan in Dublin Airport but I held off on taking a picture of him.

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Youre a bad cuntšŸ˜

At a farm meeting in Athenry, the department of agriculture are rolling out their genomic scheme roadshow.

Jez but there is some thick cunts here, the lads in suits are getting some grilling. The smell of shite in here is horrendous.

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I could be in for dogs abuse here as technically this guy wonā€™t qualify as being a roaster as heā€™s not Oirish but Gent manager Hein Vanhaezebrouck looks like a supreme roaster.

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Heā€™s pitching a tent for that elephant, that qualifies him.

Roasters know no boundaries or borders mate.

Good call. The head on the cunt.

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Is he related to this roaster? The spit of each other.

So Steve Irwin IS alive!!

Saw an absolute roaster running by Connolly station in a circa 1996 Wexford Jersey, heā€™s lucky i didnt clip his heelsā€¦

This is one of the best threads on TFK

I didnā€™t think @bandage 's training route took him anywhwre near Connolloy Station.

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