The Roaster Thread

[KinvarasPassion]

[Nembo_Kid]

Who is that?

[mickee321]

we stopped the other day in Laragh Co. Wicklow
there was a pub thing with carvery
i went at it hard, turkey ham 3 spoons of mash carrots ( with carrot water slopped onto the plate) cabbage gravy and then asked for a portion of chips in an oul bowl
i could barely move from the bloating afterwards, u know its the type of grub that is only served half warm so you eat it at a ferocious pace, almost wolfing it down whilst taking massive slugs from a pint glass of water, i was fucked after eating it, knackered

[Julio_Geordio]

@TheUlteriorMotive

One size

FFS sake

Whats the world coming to if a man can’t get a good fitting cape in this day and age

[mickee321]

the hotel accross from the castle?
grand spot that

[KinvarasPassion]

Some Macra Na Feirme award winner mate.

Talk about not giving a fuck, its almost admirable.

[tazdedub]

@mickee321

the hotel accross from the castle?grand spot that

Nah it was Knightsbrook Golf and Spa Hotel.

[flattythehurdler]

He went to the trouble of borrowing a tie off an enormous gay man.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Using the term flashers when referring to double indicators on a car

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Refers to the horn of the car as the hooter

[Julio_Geordio]

@Big_Dan_Campbell

Refers to the horn of the car as the hooter

No self respecting roaster would use the term hooter it’s an Americanism.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Big_Dan_Campbell

Using the term flashers when referring to double indicators on a car

Agreed, I’d say it myself

[myboyblue]

Shur thats what they are, the flashers. Be ridiculous to call them anything else.

[Julio_Geordio]

@myboyblue

Shur thats what they are, the flashers. Be ridiculous to call them anything else.

I suppose Mick calls them “Hazards”. Well la di da mister Frenchman

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

I know numerous roashers who would commonly use the term. “I beeps d auld hooter whenever I pass him on the road”

hooter would be pronounced WHO-tur

[myboyblue]

@Julio_Geordio

@myboyblue

Shur thats what they are, the flashers. Be ridiculous to call them anything else.

I suppose Mick calls them “Hazards”. Well la di da mister Frenchman

Another cunt who lived abroad coming back to tell us “how it is”.

[Nembo_Kid]

I call them bastards because they’re orange.

LOLZ.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Big_Dan_Campbell

I know numerous roashers who would commonly use the term. “I beeps d auld hooter whenever I pass him on the road”

They aren’t roasters, they are just simpletons.

A roaster would say “I gave you an auld beep an I passing you yesterday, and no salute off you ya bollox”.

[ironmoth]

@KinvarasPassion

Some Macra Na Feirme award winner mate.

Talk about not giving a fuck, its almost admirable.

clearly not giving a fuck - look at the facial expression. The shirt is mental in its own right (does it have a denim collar and separate navy stripes?), but fuck me that tie takes it to a whole new level of batshit crazy.

Well internetted sir - you’ve uncovered a gem of a roaster.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Julio_Geordio

@Big_Dan_Campbell

I know numerous roashers who would commonly use the term. “I beeps d auld hooter whenever I pass him on the road”

They aren’t roasters, they are just simpletons.

A roaster would say “I gave you an auld beep an I passing you yesterday, and no salute off you ya bollox”.

“jays’n I never saw you. Away in my own world I was”

“Was that you, I was wondering who that was, who was that bollox now I was saying to myself”